| We reported back in 2014 that Tulisa had been approached by IACBMOH bookers but was “holding out for 500k”. 11 years later, we’re not sure how much she ended up with, but after a bad few years including a revenge porn court case, the Sun on Sunday drugs sting, and rejoining N-Dubz on their not-entirely-successful comeback tours, we wish her (and her remarkable lip/cheek filler) well in the jungle.
Mind you, she’s going to have up her chat skills if she’s going to impress her campmates. This is the nonsense she described to the Fake Sheikh when she was explaining how she got her dealer to sort the drugs’ order.
“I’ll say ‘Hi’ and he’ll be like ‘Ummm, how many sweets do you want?’ And I’ll say ‘Oh, just a nice bag of sweets.’ And he goes ‘How big of a bag?’ and I’ll say, maybe, like, ‘Four sweets.’ And I’m referring to what he knows is what.”
“He’ll go ‘What kind of sweets do you want?’ and I’ll go ‘I want the green sweets.’ Or I’ll go – not for me, because I don’t do it, but for my mates – I’ll go ‘I want the white sweets.’ And then he gets it. It’s all codes.” |
