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The Daily Tonic: The Easter Parade

 

POPBITCH POPQUIZ: EASTER EDITION! Host your own Popbitch Popquiz tonight for friends, family or anyone else you know who knows more than they should about drunk and disorderly celebs. For just £5, you can download a full-length quiz pack with all the questions, answers and music you need…
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* Lapin the drug bunny!
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>> Hungover and out <<
Room without a view
 

Seeing as we aren’t allowed out any more, our Sunday mornings have been largely hangover-free – and we’re missing it a bit. So let’s reminisce a little.

One reader recalls a legendary drinking session with James Blunt one night in Verbier. In the middle of all the revelries, someone managed to convince the posh balladeer that he needed to be a bit more rock’n’roll and cajoled him into throwing a plasma TV out of his chalet window.

Staff were quite surprised the following morning to see a bleary-eyed Blunt outside in the cold mountain air, trying to retrieve the appliance from a snow drift – clearly in need of something to watch while he nursed his hangover…

Been hungover with a star? hello@popbitch.com

Enjoy some much cuter hangovers with this old Tumblr [Hungover Owls]
>> Appy talk <<
Question of the day
 

Thanks for all your suggestions for questions. We’ll pose this one first as it came in multiple times (and some of you were clearly champing at the bit to spill something…)

Today’s Question: Have you ever stumbled across a celebrity on one of the dating apps? If so, what was their approach?

Send us your sightings of celebs on the apps to us at hello@popbitch.com – and we’ll send out some goodies to the best.

EASTER PARADE #1: The comedian Arthur Smith once made a 200 quid bet with Nigella Lawson that she couldn’t eat a full jar of pickled eggs in one sitting. She took the bet, knocked back more than 20 on the trot and won the cash.
>> Terry/cloth <<
More celebrity interiors
 

When Terry Jones died earlier this year, many of the tributes featured pictures of him in happier times. Editors seemed especially keen on shots where he was sat in front of that famous oil-painting of him perched on a stool, wearing nothing but a tie, playing the piano with his bum on display.

That wasn’t the only nudey portrait hanging in the hallways of his Dulwich home. There was one of him wearing a crown and an ermine cape, clutching an ornament and sceptre, sat upon a throne, starkers.

And, according to a delivery driver who once dropped off some cases of wine, there was another one on the wall by the cellar door of close family members.

None of whom had a stitch on either.

EASTER PARADE #2: The late Tara Palmer Tomkinson used to carry around a cuddly rabbit puppet called ‘Lapin’ to aid her rehab. Any time she felt tempted to take drugs she was encouraged to take Lapin out and discuss it with him.
>> An indistinct Mark <<
Not the festival you’d expect
 

Rx writes:
“My friend and I are pagan and went to a burning man festival. We were there drinking some mead (as you do) when a couple came over whose children go to the same school as my friend’s. We were all hanging out, having a chat. The gentleman of the couple had his face done in some mad face paint – I think his children must have done it.

“It was only after they left, I realised he was Mark Owen.”

EASTER PARADE #3: Janet Street Porter’s best bit of gossip is about an internationally renowned catwalk model who has a holiday-appropriate kink. The model used to like to spice up sex by popping a shelled hard-boiled egg up her bum.
>> Quarantunes <<
Ten more tunes for you
 

We had an Easter themed one ready for you for today, but then decided that it would probably work better in our full-length Popbitch Popquiz that you can BUY AND DOWNLOAD HERE.

So instead you’ve got this one.

[Ten songs; twenty points]

We wanted to do something to help support those affected by the hiatus of our IRL quiz. So we put together the Popbitch Popquiz Bundle – which contains our Easter quiz and our Puzzlebook for just £7.50. A portion of the proceeds from sales will be given to organisations helping those in the hospitality and theatre industries currently out of work.
[Scroll down and get the bundle here!]
>> Hmmms <<
Some Sunday fodder
 

You think you’ve been bored in quarantine? These people filmed a home-made restaging of Back To The Future II
[All 1hr45 of it]

Curt from Tears For Fears has recorded an acoustic quarantine version of Mad World with his daughter
[Hear it here]

Local News Of The Weekend: Stranded Psychic Edition
[Read on Clydebank Post]

THANKS TO: posh_duckhunter, Rx, jonah, SF – and all of you who sent in questions and tips this week. We hope you’re all holding up OK x
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