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Eurovision 2017: UK Decides
Undeterred by last year's wash-out, the BBC have decided to give the public another chance at picking our Eurovision entry for Kyiv 2017. They've given us quite the selection of ex-X Factor contestants to pick from – but is there a jewel in the pile that we should pick? Or are we doomed?