* Meet the Moldovan Vanilla Ice!
* And Finland's four kick-ass punks!
* And the Serbian diva with a Kevin Keegan perm!
* And learn everything you need to about all forty of this year's acts in our free guide to the Eurovision
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Europe may be settling down to Eurovision on Saturday night but spare a thought for our Antipodean friends. Is early Sunday morning really the time to have to endure a series of drippy ballads? Surely not. The only way to do it is at a Eurovision party - our Sydney correspondent brings you the lowdown on where to go.