Eurovision: Bonnie Tyler for UK
Don't get us wrong. We love Bonnie Tyler. By all accounts, she is an excellent, excellent woman. We also know that the BBC has a lot on its plate at the minute. But, seriously? The BBC seems to be confusing the Eurovision for another programme. Whilst Bonnie would have been a welcome addition on Celebrity Masterchef, or on the Voice or ABSOLUTELY ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE SCHEDULE, putting her forward for Eurovision feels like a grave, grave mistake. We're yet to be bowled over by the song. Fingers crossed we're proved to be wholly and utterly wrong. httpv://youtu.be/cqXk_FRw62Q
Running Gags
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Holy Bat Orphans!
Think bats are creepy and scary and spooky? Wrong, wrong, WRONG. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbTWWWtFFUs
The Most Talked About Film Of The Year
It's just a prediction, of course, but we're guessing that the upcoming movie adaptation of Ray Cooney's "Run For Your Wife" is going to be panned by critics and shunned by audiences. However, when your main cast is made up of such Popbitch stalwarts as Danny Dyer, Denise Van Outen, Sarah Harding (of Girls Aloud) and Neil Morrissey - as well as containing cameos from Rolf Harris and Cliff Richard - whether we like it or not, you can be sure that you'll be the most talked about film of the year in our office... httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb7o3ohHqVY
Badass Kenny G
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- Tonight this week on newsweeknight
- Furby reviews the new Daft Punk album
- Gnome Chomsky
- It’s a Knockout
- Montenegro: Eurovision Dubstep
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- The Irrawaddy Dolphin
- Max’n'mum Embarrassment
- Barrymore’s Special Delivery
- Eurovision – it’s the final countdown
