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* The Bulgarian Bieber!
* Yodel-rap and cannon fire!
* Supergay space bangers!
* Gorillas dancing to sociobiology beats!
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Eurovision 2017: The Popbitch Awards
So two weeks of rehearsals and partying and drinking a bit too much in a strange foreign town are almost over, and tonight we’ll get to discover where we’ll be doing it all again this time next year. Oh yes, and there’s be 26 songs of varying quality involved somewhere too. But who are the real winners? The winners of this year’s Popbitch Eurovision Awards…