The Panama Monster

Is this a) A monster? b) What Katie Price looks like without the wig and make-up? c) A shaved albino sloth? Answer: It’s a hairless albino sloth! Story here (if you can read Portuguese) Our nice translator tells us: “The orginal article stated that kids saw it coming out of a hole near a river, […]

Is this

a) A monster?
b) What Katie Price looks like without the wig and make-up?
c) A shaved albino sloth?

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Answer: It’s a hairless albino sloth!

Story here (if you can read Portuguese)

Our nice translator tells us:

“The orginal article stated that kids saw it coming out of a hole near a river,
freaked out and stoned it to death. Would-be blog specialists say
it most possibly washed up dead by the river [given swollen belly]
and kids made up the stories. Local newspaper conveniently hides the claws,
and says it’s a monster. Nobody knows why it’s shaved – could be
decomposition process in the river, could be birth deffect.”

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