Celebrity Chat-Up Lines: Jack Nicholson

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Notorious ladies’ man and owner of the world’s most mischievous grin, Jack Nicholson is 73 today.


From Issue 130 – “Otter vs. Nutkins” 21/08/2002

Jack Nicholson was working on a film in Spain. Driving to a location, Jack found himself seated next to an attractive female production assistant. He reached out and put his hand on her bare thigh and kept it there until they reached their destination. The production assistant then ran off, visibly upset.

When a colleague tried to remonstrate with Jack about his behaviour, Nicholson’s reply was this:

“My friend, you have to realise there are two types of women in this world. Those who want to fuck Jack Nicholson, and those who want to tell their friends they turned Jack Nicholson down.”


Happy Birthday, Jack.

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