Wake up with a smile – go to sleep with a coat hanger in your mouth

7 people (and a puppet) who don't need cheering up right now

It’s summer. Everyone’s cheering up – except these guys.

This lot are happy all year round. In fact they’re so constantly smiling, we’re beginning to worry that they might have a problem.

Alphabeat

Alphabeat

Take six cute, pop-tastic Danish kids, stick them in a house together, strap on some tunes and what do you get? The 90’s pop dream come true! They don’t even mind that they’re mind-numbingly uncool and their single releases typically go by unnoticed.


Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Radcliffe

We’re not suggesting that money brings happiness, but a 20 year old with £42m in his pocket certainly won’t be short of something (someone) to do on a Friday night.


The Dalai Lama

Tenzin Gyatso - The Dalai Lama

Despite China’s occupation of Tibet and a life of celibacy, Tenzin Gyatso, sports a perma-grin the likes of which are normally only seen at raves.


Dr Christian Jessen

Dr Christian Jessen

Never has a man been so excited about genital warts – and that hair transplant he’s been hiding has put a very noticeable smile on his face.


Brian Cox

Brian Cox

Quantum Physics’ latest heart throb, Brian Cox, gets close to tears at the mere thought of the planet. He’s certainly living the D:Ream.


Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson

A constant source of entertainment for Londoners, we can’t help but wonder what it would be like to spend an hour or so in Boris Johnson’s head.


Matt Smith

Matt Smith

As if being an intergalactic icon wasn’t cool enough, Matt Smith has recently bought a £775,000 converted church in Islington and spent a weekend at Coachella Festival with Daisy Lowe on his arm.


Elmo

Elmo

Whether he’s meeting Michelle Obama or Ricky Gervais, Elmo is just absolutely thrilled to bits to be alive. Moron.

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