Written by: gary ogden
You might have noticed in our newsletter the other week that we mentioned three of our favourite upcoming movie titles – Dead Hooker in a Trunk, Gladiators vs. Werewolves and Nude Nuns With Big Guns. Well, we thought we’d uncover a load more forthcoming films that sound fantastic.
‘Sound’ not to be confused with ‘look’.
Here they are:
First up we’ve got Dinoshark, about a DinoShark. We assume it’ll eat people too.
Yeah, it eats people too.
It’s about a ninja. Probably from Japan.
Actually no probably Norway.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
It’s a film about Abraham Lincoln.
(This is actually a trailer for the book on which the film is based)
Only he hunts vampires in it.
It’s about a Karate-Robo.
No idea what this is about.
The Troll Hunter
It’s about a hunter of some sort. We guess he hunts deers or something.
It’s about monsters.
Oh and they’re fighting.
Whilst we ‘researched’ this article, we found a preposterous abundance of forthcoming ‘vs’ titles (much like Gladiators vs. Werewolves). So many we thought they deserved their own post – so stay tuned for a further heap of weird movie titles coming your way…
Tags: abraham lincoln: vampire hunter, bobby yeah, dinoshark, karate-robo zaborgar, monster brawl, norwegian ninja, the troll hunter
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