Yet another list of weird upcoming films

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You might have noticed in our newsletter the other week that we mentioned three of our favourite upcoming movie titles – Dead Hooker in a Trunk, Gladiators vs. Werewolves and Nude Nuns With Big Guns. Well, we thought we’d uncover a load more forthcoming films that sound fantastic.

‘Sound’ not to be confused with ‘look’.

Here they are:


Dinoshark


First up we’ve got Dinoshark, about a DinoShark.  We assume it’ll eat people too.


 

Yeah, it eats people too.

 

Norwegian Ninja


It’s about a ninja.  Probably from Japan.


 

Actually no probably Norway.

 

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter


It’s a film about Abraham Lincoln.



(This is actually a trailer for the book on which the film is based)

 

Only he hunts vampires in it.

 

Karate-Robo Zaborgar


It’s about a Karate-Robo.


 

Zaborgar!


Bobby Yeah


No idea what this is about.


 

Still clueless.


The Troll Hunter


It’s about a hunter of some sort.  We guess he hunts deers or something.


 

No, trolls.

 


Monster Brawl


It’s about monsters.



Oh and they’re fighting.

 

Whilst we ‘researched’ this article, we found a preposterous abundance of forthcoming ‘vs’ titles (much like Gladiators vs. Werewolves).  So many we thought they deserved their own post – so stay tuned for a further heap of weird movie titles coming your way…

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