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* Some skaters do 'ave em
* Anyone for a Couscous Prince Albert?
* Charts: DJ Fresh is the new number one
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>> Screwed <<
Noose tightens at News Int
With all the blagging, cash payments
and subterfuge involved, some of the
stories coming out at the moment make
phone hacking sound like it would be a
very complicated and expensive operation.
Well, imagine if NOTW execs were bright
enough to have found a simpler solution.
As the self-appointed scourge of paedos
and the promoters of Sarah's law, it was
only natural that the News Of The World
would be on hand to comfort the victims'
families in many of the most horrific
crimes of the last decade. And such was
their apparent determination to rid the
country of child sex offenders, it wouldn't
have seemed too weird if a senior NOTW
figure sympathetically handed over a
mobile phone at no expense to the victim -
so that they could all keep in touch. And
then, of course, there would be no problem
monitoring those phones, would there?
If the rumours going around News
International about who the person
handing out the phone was are anything
more substantial than chatter from
understandably bitter ex-employees then
we might see some action on this website
before too long:
http://www.hasrebekahbrooksbeensackedyet.com/
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Prince went record shopping in Soho, Monday. He
bought James Brown, Al Green and The Impressions
DVDS at Sounds of The Universe, and was picked
up outside by a girl in a flash car.
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>> Middleton parting <<
A grey day for the monarchy
With high street stores finding it
impossible to keep up with the demand
for the designs that Kate Middleton
has been snapped wearing, it is clear
that the new Duchess is a real style
icon. So maybe you'd like to know how
she gets her hair to look so immaculately
glossy? That sheen, we're told, comes
from extensive dye-jobs - which Kate
appears to be having with increasing
regularity. But why the frequency?
Perhaps the wedding and royal trips are
more stressful than they look. Gossip
from the hairdressers' suggests that
Ms Middleton has started to go grey.
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Finally! A first review of Hobo With A Shotgun.
"Possibly better than Machete".
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>> Big Questions <<
What people want to know this week
Which politico might be feeling a bit
nervy this week as old rumours which
linked him VERY closely to the News
International CEO are circulating
around disgruntled hacks in Wapping?
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Ronnie Wood liked to go on stage with a paper
cup filled with Guinness, which he would pretend
was coffee. He called it a "Beerachino".
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>> Mighty fine <<
Oh I want curly hair too
The latest premiership star looking at a
stiff legal bill? Owen Hargreaves - for
parking his Audi Quattro at Wilmslow
train station without a ticket,
therefore contravening railway byelaws.
He has been fined 625 pounds plus 65 in
costs, a fixed rate 15 pound victim
surchage and 3 pounds' compensation.
No wonder Hargreaves' playing career has
fizzled out of he thinks this is the
level of scandal we demand from our
premier league footballers.
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Baboon v badger - Jason Eisener, director of
Hobo With A Shotgun "badger". After getting his
laptop out to find out what a badger was.
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>> Popbits <<
Who da Mann?
With the awful current trend in pop of
sampling the stuffing out of 1993 - thank
goodness for a little progress. Finally,
1996 is getting a bit of a look in with
Mann turning Mark Morrison's "Return Of
The Mack" into an excellent slice of
summery G-funk.
Listen:
http://bit.ly/qUIIOK
FYI: Tune of the summer? DJ Fresh. It's
selling shedloads this week.
http://bit.ly/owVKGM
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Rapper Drake's real name is Aubrey.
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>> Pull up to the bumper <<
How NOTW staff like to behave
JG writes:
"Each morning on my route to work
there is a junction on Kings Road
where, due to the traffic, cars on
the main road usually allow one car
from the side road to pull out - but
every now and then you get a driver
who stops other cars pulling out by
keeping a couple of inches away from
the car in front. Usually people stare
straight ahead while doing this, though
not News of the World's Carole Malone,
who always looks at me and smiles. To
make sure I know she has 'won'."
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David Beckham asked Usher to teach his
children to breakdance.
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>> Some skaters do 'ave em <<
Crawford can't bear another Betty
Torvill and Dean's ice skating coach,
Betty Callaway, died last week, and there
was a rather sweet story in her obituary.
In 1983, when their routine was based on
the musical Barnum, the show's star Michael
Crawford assisted them with their training
routine. Crawford insisted on calling
Callaway "Henry" because he couldn't bring
himself to call her Betty.
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Siva, the tall one in The Wanted, is the
brother of Hazel Kaneswaran, who was the
heavily pregnant wannabe who almost made it
into Girls Aloud on Popstars: The Rivals.
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>> Tears of a crown <<
Moroccan on the menu in Monaco
Given the usual outlandish activity of
the Grimaldis you wouldn't have thought
that the recent royal wedding in Monaco
would have been quite so bleak an affair.
Charlene's tears have been attributed to
the rumour that Prince Albert fathered
yet another illegitimate child. The boy
is reported to be three months old, and
the mother a Moroccan waitress who lives
and works in Nice. And what is one of
the special dishes at the restaurant at
which she works?
The Couscous Prince Albert.
More on Monaco:
http://www.eringer33.com/
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Manhattan pet stores have banned drunks from
buying puppies.
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>> Things that make you go hmmm <<
Animals, Glenn Mulcaire, NOTW t shirts
Superinjunction had her second run this
week - with Kieren Fallon as her jockey!
Check out the awesome site of Fallon
in Popbitch branded silks here and find
out what he said about the PB horse:
http://racingclub.popbitch.com/
A good piece on the hacking
scandal:
http://bit.ly/nyVZC2
More animals. Still being dicks.
http://bit.ly/nr2tF9
Popbitch Family Fortunes: your chance
to vote. (Answers coming soon):
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/PNC32PP
Back to the old skool!
http://bit.ly/poME7I
Van Damme v Seagal:
http://bit.ly/oVTqwY
Glenn Mulcaire - the early days:
http://bit.ly/rabOQf
Quite a few interesting stats on
banner ad clicking:
http://read.bi/piG4Yj
News of the World iphone cover:
http://bit.ly/qcdSif
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