Arachnaconda anyone?

  You all remember Sharktopus, some of you may even remember Dinoshark, well the guys behind those Mega-crocs of shit are back again.  And they’re going all out this time – they’ve set up their own production company with the sole purpose of making these cross-over creature features.  They’re calling it the MONSTER MACHINE. Next […]

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You all remember Sharktopus, some of you may even remember Dinoshark, well the guys behind those Mega-crocs of shit are back again.  And they’re going all out this time – they’ve set up their own production company with the sole purpose of making these cross-over creature features.  They’re calling it the MONSTER MACHINE.

Next up they’ve got Arachnaconda, then it’s Grizzligator, Sea Scorpions and finally Maneater Mountain.

If they need any tips on what to do next, here are some suggestions:

Baboodger

Orangutortoise

Dolphin vs Mountain Goat

Aardvinoceros

Tyrannosaurus Cat

Hedgedog vs Kangarabbit

Elephant (That’s an elephant and an ant obviously)

Pandabat

Giant Giraffe vs Microscopic Plankton

Great White Owl

Amoebee

Hippocowohorse

Hamster vs Clarksongator

The Hangover Part III: Hen vs Stag

Gnu vs. Poo

Catterpenguin

Manatee vs. Pricks at Sea World Banging on the Glass

Chickenbreast vs Cameltoe

Chimpanzebra

Sheepdog

Mega-Prawn-Ring vs Ultra-Katona

 

And just for the hell of it, here’s the trailer for Sand Sharks, starring Brooke Hogan:

 

 

I tried to watch it, but couldn’t last longer than 10 minutes.




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