We read the celebrity magazines so you don’t have to: Part 3

Thursday 4 July – we have rounded up all the main topics being discussed this week, so you can compare how ridiculously wildly each story varies in each magazine. SOME OTHER STRANGE THINGS WE LEARNT THIS WEEK Tony from Liberty X attended Facebook co-founder Sean Parker’s wedding. (OK!) Mark-Francis Vandelli began his weekend by waking […]

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Thursday 4 July – we have rounded up all the main topics being discussed this week, so you can compare how ridiculously wildly each story varies in each magazine.

SOME OTHER STRANGE THINGS WE LEARNT THIS WEEK

Tony from Liberty X attended Facebook co-founder Sean Parker’s wedding. (OK!)

Mark-Francis Vandelli began his weekend by waking up in the back of a Mercedes. Make of that what you will. (OK!)

Michael Parkinson is the broadcaster Lizzie Cundy “aspires to be”. (OK!)

Peter Andre’s nickname for his private parts is ‘Lion’. (New)

Josie Gibson’s mum is a bit stressed about the fact she is opening a launderette. (New)

Tom Cruise reportedly spends $50,000 a week on security for Suri. (National Enquirer)

Beyonce is sick of Rihanna. (Reveal)

Prince Harry and his ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy’s ‘song’ is Only Girl (In The World) by Rihanna. (Now)

Jason Derulo has, terrifyingly, recorded 300 songs for his new album. (Now)

And finally, Grazia’s ongoing obsession with why Jennifer Aniston hasn’t gotten married yet continues (they seem to have dropped the idea that the wedding has already secretly happened/the wedding is no longer happening at all). This week, they claim it might be because they can’t agree on where to live, or it might be because they are both about to start filming different projects.

VISUAL HIGHLIGHTS

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Barbara Windsor photobombing Sarah Jessica Parker and Uma Thurman.

 

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Grace Jones spanking a paparazzi with a leaf. We love Grace Jones.

 

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Lee and Duncan from Blue indulge in a beer-infused cocktail on holiday.

 

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One Direction fans are a bit like the mafia.

 

Revisit part 1 here and part 2 here

 

 

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