Baboon vs Badger – the best really small book about baboons and badgers in the world

You can now order your copy of Badger vs Baboon which can be delivered to your door in the UK for just £4.75 and anywhere else in the world for £5.95. All prices include postage, packaging and Popbitch gift card.

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Baboon vs Badger

After David Cameron shamelessly ducked the question “Who would win in a fight between a baboon and badger?” when it was posed to him earlier this year, Popbitch decided to ask a panel of pop stars, comedians, politicians and experts who they thought would triumph: the sturdy British beast or the screeching African primate?


In amongst the 130+ answers you will find:

- Rick Astley talking electron force-fields
Bodger from CBBC’s Bodger and Badger pondering puppet-on-puppet violence
Keavy and Edele from B*Witched recounting a run-in their brother had with a rock-throwing baboon
– Psychic Wilbur channelling the other-worldly opinions of Michael Jackson, Jade Goody, Princess Di and Patrick Swayze.

As well as answers from
Jon Snow | Jonathan King | Kim Wilde | Paul Weller | Dennis Taylor | Cleopatra | Stephen Fry | Noam Chomsky | Charlie Brooker | Lauren Laverne | The Puppini Sisters | Jon Ronson | Nik Kershaw | Derren Brown | Alain De Botton | Daniel Bedingfield | David Van Day and many more….
A perfect stocking filler, this is the only book you’ll find this Christmas where Alastair Campbell, Abs from 5ive and Tony Blackburn all share the same thought.

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