* Meet the Moldovan Vanilla Ice!
* And Finland's four kick-ass punks!
* And the Serbian diva with a Kevin Keegan perm!
* And learn everything you need to about all forty of this year's acts in our free guide to the Eurovision
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The Guide to The Eurovision Final
The months of waiting are over... Eurovision is upon us... So we put together a quick guide to tonight's final. The good, the bad and the batshit. There's no singing grannies, no giant and no hamster wheel but sit back and enjoy the madness of Europe 2015. And Australia.