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Eurovision 2018: Muse?
Incumbent Eurovision champions Ukraine have just revealed their entry for this year’s competition and the chorus couldn’t sound more like Muse if they’d hired Matt Bellamy himself to write it. Though that might seem a little leftfield for a famously kitsch TV pop contest, there’s some evidence to suggest that Muse is actually the quintessential Eurovision band…