If you liked Guilty Dog, then you’ll love Guilty Cat…
This pup cracks under the most basic interrogation. Jack Bauer would have made mincemeat out of him…
If the incident at 20 seconds doesn’t make you smile, you’ve got some serious problems…
How it’s taken us quite so long to see this is anyone’s guess, but now that Isabella Rossellini has taught us all about ducks’ vaginas and the masturbatory habits of dolphins we feel that you should learn about it too.
And if you need any more convincing as to why you should go and see it immediately, here’s some shots of Isabella mating with her duck husband:
After the cut you can enjoy some graphic scenes of dolphin fin-sex, blowhole-sex and what appears to be crotch-sniffing:
It’s probably a bit grand to describe what these cubs are doing as “swimming” – it’s more like “not quite drowning” – but they have been dunking the baby lions at the Smithsonian National Zoo in the moat.
Here’s some things you might not know about the nominees for Best Actor at this year’s Baftas. If only the awards were based on these facts alone:
GEORGE CLOONEY – UP IN THE AIR
When George Clooney was asked on Radio Four’s
Desert Island Disks why he’d chosen William
Shatner’s Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,
George replied “because if I were stuck on an
island with this song, I would fashion a
canoe out of my own leg to get myself off the island”.
ANDY SERKIS – SEX & DRUGS & ROCK & ROLL
POPBITCH FACT: (more…)