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Guilty Cat

If you liked Guilty Dog, then you’ll love Guilty Cat…


Animals---GuiltyDog

Guilty Dog

This pup cracks under the most basic interrogation. Jack Bauer would have made mincemeat out of him…

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Baby Elephants. In A Pool.

If the incident at 20 seconds doesn’t make you smile, you’ve got some serious problems…

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Rabbits, swans and Oscars

Avian crowdsourcing. It’s the future.

Find out what the birds of Regent’s Park predict for the Oscars, not to mention Smokey the Psychic Rabbit, who predicted the Hurt Locker’s triumph last year.


Back the Birds? Or are you backing the bunnies? Bet here:

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Isabella Rossellini and the Gay Dolphins

How it’s taken us quite so long to see this is anyone’s guess, but now that Isabella Rossellini has taught us all about ducks’ vaginas and the masturbatory habits of dolphins we feel that you should learn about it too.

You can see the series of short films that Isabella has written and directed about animal sexuality here.

And if you need any more convincing as to why you should go and see it immediately, here’s some shots of Isabella mating with her duck husband:

After the cut you can enjoy some graphic scenes of dolphin fin-sex, blowhole-sex and what appears to be crotch-sniffing:

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Lion Cub Swim Test

It’s probably a bit grand to describe what these cubs are doing as “swimming” – it’s more like “not quite drowning” – but they have been dunking the baby lions at the Smithsonian National Zoo in the moat.

Cute!

Baftas countdown: Best actor

Here’s some things you might not know about the nominees for Best Actor at this year’s Baftas. If only the awards were based on these facts alone:

GEORGE CLOONEY – UP IN THE AIR

When George Clooney was asked on Radio Four’s
Desert Island Disks why he’d chosen William
Shatner’s Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,
George replied “because if I were stuck on an
island with this song, I would fashion a
canoe out of my own leg to get myself off the island”.

ANDY SERKIS – SEX & DRUGS & ROCK & ROLL

POPBITCH FACT: (more…)