Steven Seagal vs. Everyone

Sort of, anyway.  Jet Li, Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brittany Murphy, Charisma Carpenter and Gary Daniels all star in The Expendables. So that’s everyone. Well, everyone except Steven Seagal.

Now pick your jaw up from the ground (or your pants, whichever dropped first) and read on in order to find out why The Expendables might be the best film you’ll ever see.

UPDATE: Here’s the trailer.. it’s even better than you expected