Apart from baboons and badgers, which two animals would you like to see fight to the death? And which would win?
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Two bears vs thirty swans. Probably the bears; may arm the swans for added interest.
deep_stoat Wed 30 Jan 12:02, (Answer / reply)
I'd like to see Godzilla fight Rodan. Rodan's wrong-side-of-the-tracks glamorous upbringing should help her win.
dawnsyndrome Thu 31 Jan 16:25, (Answer / reply)
In a similar vein to dawnsyndrome, I always wanted to see Mothra take on Ebirah, but the bills on Godzilla movies were as fixed as seventies wrestling so it never happened.
bitterqueen Thu 31 Jan 20:08, (Answer / reply)
I'd put a Kangal dog up against Piers Morgan. He wouldn't stand a chance and I'd make a fortune from the tickets.
father_gadd Thu 31 Jan 7:36, (Answer / reply)
Minky&Shagpile. Naked and oiled...
now THAT'S Old School my friends.
bighorace Mon 4 Feb 12:25, (Answer / reply)
A crocodile and a cat. The crocodile would come out on top which, in my book, makes us all winners. Cats are cunts.
ashleyjwilliams Thu 7 Feb 11:25, (Answer / reply)
Two bears vs thirty swans.
If this is staying up here so long I want a piece of that cake.
scat_man Mon 25 Feb 12:26, (Answer / reply)
Hippo vs. Crocodile. I think it would be fascinating to see a toothy crocodile lose to something with so few teeth.
cover_me Thu 31 Jan 16:18, (Answer / reply)
Komodo Dragon vs Polar Bear.
Whereas the KD will lunge at the PB's vunerable throat and attempt to rip it out, I think the PB's reach may keep the KD at paws length. The battle of the heavyweights may have no survivor, but if one were to limp, bloddied, away I think it would be the Polar Bear.
whitemaninhammersmithpalais Thu 31 Jan 5:43, (Answer / reply)
It's probably a toss-up between the time I went to the dentist and he didn't use enough anaesthetic, or the time I went for an STD check-up and the... *reads thread title* I'll get back to you.
hack_daniels Wed 30 Jan 13:53, (Answer / reply)
Animal from the Muppets vs Philthy Animal Taylor from Motorhead group. Who'd win? Who cares?
sharon_tate_modern Mon 4 Feb 16:19, (Answer / reply)
The Rev and Jingle Jangle. Unfortunately I think they went to different places.