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I'm having it RIGHT NOW. The other passengers on the train aren't too happy, though...
plasticflamingo Wed 18 Dec 9:56, (Answer / reply)
With another person - years. With myself - about 15 minutes.
deep_stoat Wed 18 Dec 11:13, (Answer / reply)
Let's see...my daughter is 3 months old so that means we are coming up to the anniversary. I could teach teenage me a thing or two about wanking though.
bathwithkirsty Wed 18 Dec 8:51, (Answer / reply)
i'd say around 2 weeks... he'd probably say it's more like 2 months... second trimester and just not interested... this is mumsnet isn't it?
horsespider Wed 18 Dec 12:46, (Answer / reply)
I'm married, in my 40s, with two small children, what's this "sex" you speak of?
mongus_maximus Thu 19 Dec 9:22, (Answer / reply)
I once put myself through a year of self imposed celibacy. To start with it was hard but after a few months it was fine. The first fuck after that year was bloody amazing, mind. (17 years is the longest I have gone, from birth to 17)
shagpile_perm Wed 18 Dec 11:14, (Answer / reply)
I was saving myself for auntie_betty poster (late of this parish.) but now I guess its back to the Jenny Agutter video collection & the hand cream.
roger_mycock Wed 18 Dec 10:27, (Answer / reply)
About a year, but that was way back in the twentieth century. These days I get laid with startling regularity.
curlywurly Wed 18 Dec 15:16, (Answer / reply)
About 20 years. I have cum without sex, I bought the cook book.