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Cthulhu Instanews on your iCunt
Mostly about disasters, war, famine, plague and celebrities (no sport, sorry).
dawnsyndrome Wed 10 Sep 8:52, (Answer / reply)
Well they must have invented the I-TimeMachine on the quiet because with a digital watch and U2 album being launched on the same day, its clearly Christmas morning 1984.
roger_mycock Wed 10 Sep 12:29, (Answer / reply)
David Haines. Al-Qaeda were a walk in the park compared to these iSil bastards.
spank_daley Wed 10 Sep 8:35, (Answer / reply)
The I-watch looks like something a simpleton child would have 'invented' in the 1970s by sticking a tic-tac box on a used cat collar - with gloy.
bonaparteshandy Thu 11 Sep 0:52, (Answer / reply)
Speaking as an investor I think they should release some of their $164.5 billion cash pile to shareholders and increase my wealth.