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Queen week: If you could ask the Queen one question, what would it be?

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And what do YOU do?

curlywurly Mon 17 Nov 10:13, (Answer / reply)

Tits or face?

deep_stoat Mon 17 Nov 10:12, (Answer / reply)


Why would the person who questioned the rumour about you and John Gosden by saying he would only have been 8 years old not realise that John Gosden's father was also called John Gosden? Ma'am?

plasticflamingo Mon 17 Nov 20:43, (Answer / reply)


Did Phil really drive a white fiat Uno?

lennie Fri 21 Nov 14:47, (Answer / reply)

Are you aware the your hubby is into necrophilia and used to regularly fuck a corpse, on a barge, in the 1970s?

arch_crippledick Thu 20 Nov 11:13, (Answer / reply)

Who the fuck is John Gosden?

qm Tue 18 Nov 9:41, (Answer / reply)

Do you have a stamp? If not, can I lick the side of your face and affix this envelope to the saliva?

spank_daley Mon 17 Nov 11:47, (Answer / reply)

Are you aware that your hubby is into necrophilia and used to regularly fuck a corpse, on a barge, in the 1970s?

arch_crippledick Thu 20 Nov 11:13, (Answer / reply)

Jimmy Savile, John Gosden (Snr) and Alma Cogan. Shag, marry, avoid?

rogermoore Thu 20 Nov 15:40, (Answer / reply)

Is it true that John Gosden is really the father of your son Andrew?

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Mon 17 Nov 11:31, (Answer / reply)

Why the heck is there a rumour that John Gosden got you pregnant with Prince Andrew in 1959 when he would have been just 8 years old?

soapy_handerton Mon 17 Nov 20:11, (Answer / reply)

I would ask her something really Lorraine Kelly like 'what's it like to be our best Queen ever?' just so the head Reptilian hivemeister bitch doesn't get all white Fiat Uno on my arse

mrsix Mon 17 Nov 10:14, (Answer / reply)

Do you and Phil the Greek like it greek?

powermaster Mon 17 Nov 11:53, (Answer / reply)

Is it John Gosden's fault that your hubby regularly fucked Alma Cogan, in the 1970s, on her Thames barge ?

fayekorgazm Thu 20 Nov 10:31, (Answer / reply)

Where's the Fiat Uno parked?

roger_mycock Mon 17 Nov 18:48, (Answer / reply)

Your Majesty, are you concerned about your big eared cunt of a son being King, and is he a child abuser like his mate Sir Jingle of Jangle?

whats_the_beef_chief Wed 19 Nov 16:47, (Answer / reply)

How do I get a gig like yours?

bitterqueen Mon 17 Nov 17:10, (Answer / reply)

What is the REAL meaning of Bohemian Rhapsody?

mike_hunt Tue 18 Nov 8:44, (Answer / reply)

I'm Katherine Ross. Paula Prentiss is Queenie:

dawnsyndrome Fri 21 Nov 22:57, (Answer / reply)


Who would win a fight - baboon or badger?

monkeyhat Mon 17 Nov 17:51, (Answer / reply)

When you were at your lowest, which song helped you through?

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Suggest some pictures we could use if we did a caption competition

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Queen week: If you could ask the Queen one question, what would it be?

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