What's the worst song ever?
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Imagine. The End. The position has been filled. Thank you for submissions to all others who expressed interest, but we believe we have found the right candidate and wish you luck in the future.
Whiter Shade of Pale. I just have to hear the intro, the red mist descends, and I wake up five minutes later to find I've stabbed two french students 250 times.
mandaliet Fri 4 Jul 9:29, (Answer / reply)
I will always love you - Whitney Houston. The song that started the vocal gymnastic, shouty, loud, get on your tits trend in female vocals.
mosseller Fri 4 Jul 9:40, (Answer / reply)
"You'll never walk alone" for obvious fucking reasons. And what mosseller and lenorman said.
rogerkint Fri 4 Jul 10:06, (Answer / reply)
"i will always love you" whitney houston version . i fucking fucking hate that shouty drug addled fucked up BITCH .
lenorman Fri 4 Jul 8:57, (Answer / reply)
Imagine
hoskas Fri 4 Jul 0:19, (Answer / reply)
The "rap" in Rock DJ or Madge rapping about pilates in whatever God-awful single that was a few years back. That's a Cunt Off right there. But Suggs' strained singing style has always grated and his Camden Town single was a shocker.
grimly_fiendish Fri 4 Jul 10:53, (Answer / reply)
In The Air Tonight - A dreadful song, aging the listener by the second. "Then I remember..." There's a fat bald cock-end playing the drums.
The wedding march. Everytime I hear it it just makes me hate everyone that little bit more.
weather with you/crowded house... now you've got me angry...
horsespider Fri 4 Jul 10:58, (Answer / reply)
Wired For Sound - Cliff Richard. And it's going to be in my head all fucking day now. Thanks for that.
There's no-one quite like Grandma - particularly as since she was old in 1980 so there's probably plenty of people like Grandma; stiff, cold and smelling pretty bad in her coffin.
Would I Lie To You by Charles and Eddie. It's so bad that I'm GLAD they're dead. Or that one of them is at least.
I really can't decide between The Lord's Prayer, Auld Lang Syne or anything by Cliff Richard. Thankfully the God bothering almost virgin made Millenium Prayer and therefore my decision for me. Truly awful.
spank_daley Fri 4 Jul 9:03, (Answer / reply)
"She's an easy lover" by slaphead and Old Bailey (where they belong for putting out that heap of old tripe and the crappy video to boot).
mrothko Fri 4 Jul 14:39, (Answer / reply)
That Crazy Frog thing. Utter, utter shit bought surely only by morons and children under 5.
pooky Fri 4 Jul 17:11, (Answer / reply)
though carey's Without You melts my brain with rage thats just cos of her delivery, Imagine is far and away the worst song.
frank_syntax Fri 4 Jul 11:00, (Answer / reply)
Birdfuckinghouse In Your Soul by They Fucking Might Be Fucking Giants.
Or anything at all by The Fray. Bastards.
zygmunt Fri 4 Jul 10:31, (Answer / reply)
Honey - Bobby someone, you know, girl dying, "See the tree how big its grown, but what the heck," However we have a new contender since you last asked this question. Foundations - Kate Nash. If I wanted to hear a rich girl pretending to be a chav I'd wander my high street on a Saturday and listen to all them going on about like, whatever, bothered etc in their best Catherine Tate lite voices. I mean for fucks sake, she's not even trying to sing, she just rabbiting on that mockney way about what a wanker her boyfriend is. Well ditch the prick and fuck off. A horrible, bitter, twisted little pile of turds on the glorious history of British pop music.
roger_mycock Fri 4 Jul 8:03, (Answer / reply)
build me a buttercup - makes me want to massacre every fucker in the place !
stretchermonkey Fri 4 Jul 1:03, (Answer / reply)
'How Bizarre' by OMC. Those French students who were murdered were playing it repeatedly shortly prior to their slaying. How bizarre, how bizarre.
We Didn't Start the Fire. Awful in every way and I live in terror of the inevitable 20-year anniversary sequel.
relief_organist Fri 4 Jul 11:15, (Answer / reply)
Oh anything by that cunt in savage garden, or fuck features Beddingfield either of them
toast_not_ghosts Fri 4 Jul 11:57, (Answer / reply)
Clearly it's Millennium by Robbie Williams, I want to stab that cunt whenever I hear it
glitterkitty Fri 4 Jul 11:09, (Answer / reply)
That one with the Annie sample, hardknock life or whatever the fuck its meant to be. Oh and that one where the bloke is moaning about being lonely and is answered by pinky & perky makes me want to massacre an entire mall. Akon? A con to sell ringtones more like. I COULD JUST SHIT.
mr_david Fri 4 Jul 1:08, (Answer / reply)
Anything sung by Westlife. They are possibly the worst thing to emerge from a record label, ever.
May a thousand thousand years of suppurating boils, diarrhea and torment from poison ants be visited upon this wonky tranny faced Canuck 
- "My Heart Will Go On"- my arse.
Basshunter - Now You're Gone. Especially when played out of the tin can of a phone by some knacker on the bus.
Walking on FUCKING sunshine
loobylou Fri 4 Jul 13:05, (Answer / reply)
'Hello' by Lional Richie, well the video really where the beautiful blind girl thinks she will spend the rest of her life with a handsome hunk not mr potatoe head.
bubbleboy Fri 4 Jul 9:48, (Answer / reply)
The National Anthem - boring boring boring.
tamara_bumpdeeay Fri 4 Jul 8:21, (Answer / reply)
Shamefully, the Dame's Glass Spider; an incredible fusion of Phil Collins and Spinal Tap's 'Stonehenge'. Novelty songs don't count as you don't expect any better, but for fucksakes David...
kitkat Fri 4 Jul 8:56, (Answer / reply)
Hey lady, you lady cursing at your life..."I've never been to me" by Charlene - the woman that was undressed by kings in Monte Carlo
girlfriday Fri 4 Jul 12:37, (Answer / reply)
Anything by the Black eyed fucking peas.
weetabix Fri 4 Jul 8:43, (Answer / reply)
angels by "fatso" williams, because it is utter shite and hailed the end of the wonderful wacky 90s. it is like waking up with the worst chemical hangover and realizing you're late for work
Imagine by a mile, but my placid demeanour turns violent when I hear "Walking Back To Happiness" by Helen Shapiro.
arch_stanton Fri 4 Jul 12:25, (Answer / reply)
Rude Box by Fat Dancer.
No contest, absolutely shite song on a fanfuckingtastically cunt soup album.
He is also shit at football & rolls around like a girl when tackled by his chums. Like Ronaldo.
whats_the_beef_chief Fri 4 Jul 0:58, (Answer / reply)
Seasons In The Sun by Terry Jacks- as it was when you last asked this fucking question last year.
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