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What is your favourite taste, and why?

21 replies

onthehushhush 0:00, reply

Cock. Because it is.

jumping_budgie 19:37, reply

surprised that KFC doesnt feature as top answer by default with you lot or indeed Pot Noodle.

lenorman 15:49, reply

the taste of smugness because YOU ARE A DISGRACE!

lambanana 15:48, reply

friendlyfryer 15:46, reply

Dave's Insanity Sauce

mr_david 15:13, reply

Chateau D'Yquem, obnov

muzar 14:59, reply

Your mum

fascifuckinating 14:06, reply

Fish- If it smells like fish, eat it.

whats_the_beef_chief 13:15, reply

napalm in the morning, it tastes like vicky b

frank_syntax 12:56, reply

the taste of success, baby

too_fat_to_skate 12:23, reply

Pear drops - maybe cos they taste how nail varnish smells, in later life I then found something else to fill that requirement.

electrogal 11:39, reply

sweeties... now let's go skipping. Fuck-a-duck this is lame

rick_gassko 10:27, reply

banana whizzed up with chocolate milkshake

blackkettle 9:40, reply

Bacon. Nothing tastes better than bacon.

7zark7 9:35, reply

my favourite taste is purple and yellow, because of l.s.d.

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 9:26, reply

I'm not going to fall into this trap and say something utterly tasteless just for shock value, or as part of some piss-poor "gag", but instead will consider only gastronomic favourites and select the one which most tantalises my taste buds, which is butterscotch - served warm and still liquid, with a syrup-like consistency, held just on the tongue so that it melts and oozes, then slowly swirled to cover the whole of the mouth where it will stay until the sensation has passed, and it is time for the next dreamy mouthful. All licked off a dead baby's cunt.

spank_daley 9:01, reply

Honey. I am going to enjoy it as long as there are bees - which is probably not very long if the news reports are to be believed.

tamara_bumpdeeay 8:58, reply

bad taste, obv. it's why I've hung around here so long.

harrylime 8:21, reply

The salty taste of the bitter tears of loneliness, despair & self hatred. I've been drinking them for so long they have become like the sweet ambrosia of the gods, seasoning my Pot Noodle.

roger_mycock 7:17, reply

That's beautiful Roger. You should contact them and see if they can do that as a new flavour - but then it'll take off like Reggae Reggae sauce - you'll be popular, happy and contented. The tears will dry and joy has no taste. What's the opposite of a self-fulfilling prophecy? A self-emptying pot noodle.

pip_pop 10:57, reply

Spicy - very, very spicy so you know it'll rip though your colon like Barrymore's chair-leg.

opus 0:30, reply