I'd trade 'em both for an oscar. Hang on, I had a Mickey mouse alarm clock as a kid, so, in a way, I was part of that whole thing, yes, I HAVE won an oscar. Yes I have. Get off me, I'm Napolean you know, I can have you executed, one word from me is all it takes, stop it, that hurts, oooh not the shocks, arrgh

health's more important than wealth, that's what they say, innit, cos you can't enjoy your wealth, no matter how many squillions of pounds you have, unless you have reasonable health, yeah, but you know what? It's not like you have a choice. What, you think god's sitting up there and this is a question you have to make really sure of because he's going to hold you to it? If he existed (which he doesn't) do you really think he'd give a tin shit for your sterile witterings? No, he'd take both away, just for being a tit. Oi God, I want both, wealth health and a 12 inch dick you could grate cheese with! See? nothing.