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Half-year resolutions: what do you want to achieve before the year is out?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

Half year resolutions!!!! Half arsed shallow gene pool fucking loser concept.

powermaster 20:41, reply

To become the greatest jungle mc of all time.

7zark7 16:39, reply

Given that I turn 40 in September my goal was to lose two stone in time for my birthday (repeat after me, 'I don't want to be fat and forty'). I achieved it a couple of months ago and I have never had so much sex in all my life. *does Miss Jean Brodie voice* 'I am in my prime'.

auntie_betty 16:36, reply

tamara_bumpdeeay poster

flidsticks 15:18, reply

I said I wanted to achieve an orgasm...how exactly would you be able to help me with that?

tamara_bumpdeeay 22:06, reply

to beat my husband at Tiger Woods golf on the Wii

smug bastard

glitterkitty 14:06, reply

Lick my elbow

whats_the_beef_chief 13:30, reply

Financial security, sobriety and maturity. Just found out I'm going to be a Dad and I'm bricking it.

bathwithkirsty 13:21, reply

bricking it in where? the fire place? the crazy paving? has Kim Woodburn taught us nothing!? alternatively, well done!!

thegingerprince 14:47, reply

pass my theory/driving tests, potty train the horsespiderling, re-tile my bathroom... well - ask a boring question...

horsespider 12:59, reply

As I'm highly unfit, I'd like to break the 27 minute mile, even with the help of pacemakers.

arch_stanton 12:48, reply

To learn how to rotoscope, so I can get an Oscar.

mosseller 12:27, reply

to survive it

rick_gassko 12:21, reply

An orgasm.

tamara_bumpdeeay 12:09, reply

My scout badge in bell-ringing.

donkey_walloppa 11:47, reply

Something

lennie 11:18, reply

Enlightenment. I've given it six months already and got fuck all so it better hurry up.

deep_stoat 11:14, reply

to end up at the top of the qotd poll instead of writing an answer, having it floating just under the top position all day and then ending up near bottom...every single time. one day i will give an answer so right it will hurt everybody's eyes. that and emporer of the world

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 10:52, reply

it's a shame because you can actually be quite funny. your gay bashing QOTD answer made me laugh and laugh. do try harder.

thegingerprince 14:44, reply

Like Dwain Chambers, I'd like to finish in under ten seconds in time for the Olympics. I'm fine with the floor and the beam, but I'm barely chubby before the vault is over.

spank_daley 9:32, reply

An erection.

grimly_fiendish 0:16, reply

this year I'd like to complete my '365 wanks in work' project.

thegingerprince 9:01, reply

this fucking thing won't delete so I can re-post it. CUNTS!!

thegingerprince 14:03, reply