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Nasty week: What do you hate most, and why?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

The poles, the jews, the gypos, the blacks, the gays, the disabled and the mentally ill. Think that just about covers all the bases, oh and the yanks.

I do like Alsatian dogs though.

mr_e_mann 18:55, reply

That I've wasted my life so far and will waste what is left.

hack_daniels 15:21, reply

1)Your mum. For obvious reasons.

2)Beetroot. IT TASTES OF EARTH FFS

lenorman 14:49, reply

Gordon grown. Just LOOK AT HIM!

arc 14:13, reply

Those corporate cunts who get out their fucking laptops on the train, try to turn the whole table into their bloody office and then fire daggers if anyone dares to look at what they're typing!

jpeasmoldgruntfuttock 14:11, reply

Myself. Last night, slightly pissed, I knocked one out over some pictures of a topless Downsie Allen.

quercusmarner 13:15, reply

Tedious "comedy" anti-semitism.

mark_eedersaad 13:13, reply

Posters who use this site to promote their corporate clients. I've been on this site for years, and have never posted much P or B but i've at least never used this site to try and place ridiculous stories about boring corporations. It's time to shoot bad_horsey.

bint 13:03, reply

The benefits-scrounging cunts who spend all day, every day getting pissed as farts in the pub across the road from my office, while I sit here in abject fucking misery wishing I could be a benefit-scrounging cunt.

jumping_budgie 12:56, reply

The Blind - with all that "look at me I've got a white stick" type behaviour. Tappy tap tap it gets on my bloody nerves.

lennie 12:28, reply

Communters on my journey to work.

Every morning on the 149 bus we have to endure hallitosis, B.O. and those people you get who look a bit crusty and smell like a mixture of piss, sweat, spunk, vomit, pussy and alcohol.

Soap and Deodorant are not alien concepts! Just fucking use some you stinking cunts. Oh and buy some Listerine while you are at it.

Oh I hate those stupid witless bitches who wait until they get to the barrier at the tube station to dig into their oversized bags (I hate those as well) for their purses, that contain somewhere within the 101 compartments, their fucking oyster card. YOU DUMB WHORE! You just sat on the bus texting whoever you fucked last night, filing your nails, playing with your ipod, putting on your fucking coating of foundation, reading my fucking paper over my fucking shoulder, breathing your stinking atkins diet breath all over me YET YOU DIDNT THINK "YESTERDAY I FUCKED EVERYONE OFF AT THE BARRIER LET ME FIND MY OYSTER BEFORE I GET OFF" oh no. not you.

tryhard_fashionvictim 11:59, reply

Nicholas Deschaux, Surinder Thatti and Yves Bacquelaine. Race stewards at Spa. Utter, utter, utter cunts, pondlife scum of the lowest possible kind. Words cannot express my depth of hatred and contempt for these worthless wastes of skin.

mongus_maximus 11:53, reply

The offspring of successful parents. Peaches Geldof, Leah Wood, Daisy Lowe, Calum Best, Coco Sumner, Kelly Osbourne, Paris Hilton, Alfie Allen, Jamie Winstone, you are all complete and utter cunts, please fuck right off until you've actually done something half decent. (honourable exception - Jesse Wood, who is surprisingly pleasant and down to earth)

deep_stoat 11:31, reply

The Guardian Magazine on Saturday: Recently, amongst all the 'Cuh, what-am-I-like?' 'lifestyle columnist' fuglies, we've had some sub-NME knobend living vicariously through, and tossing himself off over, Ifans and his grubby mates as they boast about their drug intake; chinless wonder Woolaston confusing being cheeky and iconoclastic with being a charmless creepy weirdo in that frankly disturbing Knightley piece; and Kate Garroway sucking off a goat or whatever the fack that was all about on the cover.

smellsliketoonspirit 11:19, reply

I hate racial intolerance and hypocrisy in equal measure. Oh, and the Jews.

spank_daley 11:05, reply

The 'hate something/change something' advert for Honda from a few years back. Oh the irony.

NB if the advertising cocksucker who came up with this piece of sick-making twee cuntitude is reading this and thinking well it worked because he REMEMBERED it was an ad for Honda - it didn't. I had to Google to find out who the ad was for, you unspeakable fucking twat.

And a further message to all advertising types out there: using the latest quirky mumbling faux-indie bedwetter to sell mobile phones is tiresome. So very, very tiresome. And it doesn't deflect from the fact that you, and your clients, deserve to vanish into the howling void of a black hole.

Sigh.

muttleee 11:05, reply

the inevitability of a new age of conservatism.

thegingerprince 10:45, reply

Lateness. Because it's fucking rude. Bad manners. Because it's fucking rude. 99.9999999% of all other people in the world. Because they're fucking rude. Having to queue for hours to buy a sandwich because the stupid cunts who own the shop decided that they can cope at lunchtime with only one spotty just-left-school retard. Because it's fucking rude. Hatchet-faced old women who look at you as though you've just shat on the pavement after you've just held the door open for them. Because they're fucking rude. And talking of hatchet-faced old women, Sharon cunting Osbourne. Can't explain why, just because.

rogerkint 10:37, reply

People who say 'Calm down' when i'm ranting at them - fucking rancid pools of cock snot. Fer-fucks-sake, i'm trying to belittle you, have the good grace to cower and fawn like your social standing dictates. Proles, tsk!

morning_star 10:18, reply

ah - you've dealt with the Eurostar staff at St Pancras as well then, I see :(

halfdead_rocker 23:08, reply

coming last in a popbitch qotd poll because it reminds me of the fact that i might not be as funny as i believe in my coke addled head

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 10:14, reply

Fucking whingeing surrender monkeys..... FERRARI.

Kimi Raikkionen is a fucking moaning bad loser cunt who binned it due to his lack of bottle. (Ahhh that feels better)

whats_the_beef_chief 10:06, reply

Organised religion. Pure instiutionalised stupidity.

electric_goat 9:50, reply

Alex fucking Salmond and his smug fat cuntiness. Mainly because, like a shit radio DJ, he has a posse of people around him who gush at his every utterance and, also like a shit radio DJ, there are a surprising number of people who genuinely like him in real life, when in fact he is an utter, utter cunt.

jesusandmaryjane 8:43, reply

Cancer... it's even infecting other forms of cancer. Not a good thing for the rest of us.

its_all_gone_mong 7:11, reply

At the moment? The track officials at Spa. Racist paedophile cunts.

opus 6:01, reply