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If Popbitch was writing the history of the 21st Century,

how would it/you sum up 9/11?

19 replies
popbitch 0:00, reply

themanwhogfellasleep dozed on

jonny5k became angrier

reverendgoatboy made God a stoner

ppp SCREAMED!!!!

elpresidente waived the rules

goldmeshthong was greatly loved and respected

meow was CAPITAL

You see lots actually happened.

powermaster 9:44, reply

Hugely unpopular leader saved by predictable attack. See also Falkland Islands.

opus 18:40, reply

tamara_bumpdeeay 15:52, reply

2001: Which cities workers have been throwing themselves out of buildings?

++NUMBER ONE Westlife

Still Bored - beedogs.com

splut_cunker 14:33, reply

The real start of the 21st century in which America began down a route that may lead to either world domination or its economic collapse and possible secession of the Confederacy, Texas and the states bordering Canada. As with Pearl Harbor, discovered by intelligence prior to the event, but allowed to happen in order to provide a national focus and economic growth.

m50 13:19, reply

Promotional stunt for VB's 'Not Such an Innocent Girl' single was a 'step too far', admit PRs.

honk 12:55, reply

The entire Eastern seaboard of the United States was decimated by Kay Burley live and, of course, exclusively on Sky News

grimly_fiendish 12:54, reply

Fozzie B's finest hour

glitterkitty 12:37, reply

A bunch of Saudis, masterminded by a bunch of Saudis, crashed some planes and killed some Americans. The regimes in Afghanistan and Iraq were duly held responsible.

arseface 12:21, reply

"We're all going to die! I love you guys!"

dariusjedburgh 11:28, reply

Profitable for some, terminal for others - largely decided by the lottery of birth. More importantly, what about the whales?

morning_star 11:25, reply

Another day, another dollar afghani...

artificially_awake 11:25, reply

Twin Towers collapse, 600,000 Iraqis die.

stoneageromeo 11:14, reply

0.81818181818. Do I pass?

blackkettle 10:50, reply

great car! loads better than the shite boxster

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 10:48, reply

George Dubya's best. day. ever.

harrylime 10:38, reply

The septics write the date the wrong way round, so the rest of the world thinks it happened in November.

rogerkint 10:36, reply

Providing late-night snacks for stoners and insomniacs alike, including branded Pot Noodle stands with boiling water dispensed, and stocking a varied selection of top-shelf magazines to suit any budget or taste, this US export established itself as the ideal Popbitch convenience store. Sadly the rise in Costcutter franchises has seen the end of the brand on our high streets.

spank_daley 10:35, reply

Plane crash, Omarion unhurt.

jesusandmaryjane 10:35, reply