A few years back I had a bit of a thing with a guy I was working with, knowing full well that he had some girlfriend back home (we were working abroad together). All was fine until he decided to employ his girlfriend to work for him, meaning I had to see her, and him every day. She was stunningly beautiful, intelligent and worst of all, really, really lovely to me.
seeing myself on mrsix's list, i realised my donations were a lot lower than they could have been this year...
As posted previously: The night as a teenager that I shat everywhere at my mate's house after a vodka binge, then left it to his mum to clean up, ranks quite highly.
It's always those few seconds right after you've finished wanking and just before the carriage doors open.
Every time I get an erection when I see Lois Griffin, the prick teasing slut!
I once bent down to kiss a girl who was sitting next to the bar at a party without realising that a) she was in a wheelchair and b) I wasn't leaning on the wall, but the back of the aforementioned wheelchair. Having tipped her over and fallen on top of her, I compounded things by pulling the contents of the bar on top of us both as I flailed around trying to stop gravity. Unsure as to how to explain what had just happened, I pretended that I'd passed out...
On holibags: The morning after, on hearing that I had called my Nan a cunt for trying to place the last of her holiday money into the palm of my hand the night before..
scribbling on a piece of paper 'Mum you're a cunt and I wish you'd die' (I was 13, she was getting on my tits) only for her to find it and tell me that it'd be her last thought on her death bed made me feel pretty rotten.
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