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2018

Issue 907 – The Tim Westwood School Of Sexting
Issue 906 – Seitan’s Little Helper
Issue 905 – Getting The Banned Back Together
Issue 904 – The Human Cottonbud
Issue 903 – The Slut Countdown
Issue 902 – Two Cox and a Fox
Issue 901 – Kylie and Dannii Menage
Issue 900 – “Popbitch Is Still Going?”
Issue 899 – After The Storm
Issue 898 – The Urinal Catwalk
Issue 897 – Keeping Up With The Klarksons
Issue 896 – “Bye Bye, Mr Slinky”
Issue 895 – The Immaculate Collection
Issue 894 – The Fassbender Camouflage
Issue 893 – Shake It Like A Hand
Issue 892 – Beavers And Furrows
Issue 891 – Wired For Soundbites
Issue 890 – Job Seeking With John Terry
Issue 889 – Going Full Dolphin
Issue 888 – #YewToo
Issue 887 – Turkey Swizzlers
Issue 886 – The Shortest Knight
Issue 885 – Squelchy Shoes
Issue 884 – Olive’s Queif
Issue 883 – Drunk Turtle Power!
Issue 882 – Nilstrodamus
Issue 881 – Fear Of Ink And Gays
Issue 880 – The Sweet Smell Of Succession
Issue 879 – Chipshop At The Chip Shop
Issue 878 – The Final Checkout
Issue 877 – Detective Dick Holder
Issue 876 – ‘Brookie Error
Issue 875 – Sister Sledgehammer
Issue 874 – Antagonism
Issue 873 – G-String Theory
Issue 872 – Swish Swish, Sis
Issue 871 – “Those Were Olives”
Issue 870 – Total Banter Lad
Issue 869 – “Have You Slimed Yet, Terry?”
Issue 868 – Faces For Radio
Issue 867 – Stripping For Jacob Rees-Mogg
Issue 866 – Storm In A Pee Cup
Issue 865 – Befriend It Like Beckham
Issue 864 – Legally Boned
Issue 863 – Eat My Spaghetti

2017

Issue 862 – Party Poopers
Issue 861 – Bitcoin For Keanu
Issue 860 – Maxed Out
Issue 859 – A Stinking Gnarly Crocodile
Issue 858 – Willies In The West End
Issue 857 – Regift Of The Gab
Issue 856 – Blackballs And Blue Balls
Issue 854 – The Downstairs Bunny Warren
Issue 853 – The Usual Suspect
Issue 852 – Eggs Over Uneasy
Issue 851 – Bolton V Badger
Issue 850 – Who’s Next?
Issue 849 – Harvey All Banger
Issue 848 – “Now Now, Carlos…”
Issue 847 – Sexy Humanitarian Efforts
Issue 846 – A “Friend of The Beckhams”
Issue 845 – Mott In Our Name
Issue 844 – Preparing The Royal Growler
Issue 843 – Disrespecting the Wu-Tang
Issue 842 – Daley Temptations
Issue 841 – The Rainbow Of Darkness
Issue 840 – Toilet-Bowling For Columbine
Issue 839 – Locker Room Talk
Issue 838 – Baby Tomato Haterz
Issue 837 – Wham Fans Know What It Means
Issue 836 – Holy Flesh Tetris!
Issue 835 – Health And Mittness
Issue 834 – Pumped For Information
Issue 833 – Just Experimenting
Issue 832 – Through The Quayehole
Issue 831 – Julie Andrews’ Sloppy Seconds
Issue 830 – Slurred Lines
Issue 829 – Oh No
Issue 828 – We Heard Guzzling
Issue 827 – Heard It On The Grapevine
Issue 826 – Coffee With Heraclitus
Issue 825 – The Chimaculate Conception
Issue 824 – Club Trumpicana
Issue 823 – Britain’s Big Fanny Lift
Issue 822 – Exit 404
Issue 821 – Max E Pad
Issue 820 – Operation Yewnnopoulos
Issue 819 – Return Of Womack
Issue 818 – Choad Trip
Issue 817 – Pissy Paws
Issue 816 – Ayr Town Centre
Issue 815 – Snatch, Crackle And Pop
Issue 814 – My Friend Sydney
Issue 813 – Regents Park Bye

 

2016

RIPbitch – The Cold Handjob Of Death
Issue 812 – Broom Service
Issue 811 – Alpaca Meltdown
Issue 810 – Neo Nartsie
Issue 809 – Meow
Issue 808 – A Rolf Harris Original
Issue 807b – Feed The Piggy
Issue 807a – Sapphic Skullduggery
Issue 806b – R.I.Pete
Issue 806a – The Sheikh Down
Issue 805 – Sunchyme On A Rainy Day
Issue 804 – Budgie Gestation
Issue 803 – America’s Debbie McGee
Issue 802 – No Shit, Sherlock
Issue 801 – Fatboy, Now Slim
Issue 800 – Moving Swiftly On…
Issue 799 – Marr Might
Issue 798b – 10,000 Lembit Opiks
Issue 798a – The Phantom Crapper Strikes Again!
Issue 797 – Funnier Than The Grimsby
Issue 796 – Fruity Punani Magic
Issue 795 – Long-Armed And Dangerous
Issue 794 – Philip Hammond: Disco Goth
Issue 793 – Gove Is In The Heart
Issue 792 – Orange Is The New Black Lace
Issue 791b – Especially For EU: REMAIN EDITION
Issue 791a – Especially For EU: LEAVE EDITION
Issue 790 – Yewtree: Season Three
Issue 789 – Tim Westwood’s Escape Goat
Issue 788 – Megan’s Nazi Death Baby
Issue 787 – 5, 6, Emir-ate!
Issue 786 – Going Full Miley
Issue 785 – Reckless Gossip Fiends
Issue 784 – URLs On Film
Issue 783 – Popcorn Rain
Issue 782 – Quantative Greasing
Issue 781 – Gettin’ Licky Wit It
Issue 780 – In-Jokes And Injunctions
Issue 779 – Extraordinary Depravity
Issue 778 – A Siri-ish Business
Issue 777 – Bedders The Devil You Know
Issue 776 – Jeremy Hunt: Thick Cut
Issue 775 – Putting It In Three Ways
Issue 774 – Seven Adam Johnsons
Issue 773 – Lunchtime Liquor With Lembit
Issue 772 – Hot-Plate Spaghetti
Issue 771 – Hello, Wolverhampton!
Issue 770 – Pippity L Jackson & Friends
Issue 769 – Sugar Daddy Butt Service
Issue 768 – Reich And Wrong

2015

Issue 767 – Stop! Bana Time
Issue 766 – Nutsjob
Issue 765 – Yummy Yentob
Issue 764b – Part Two: Crackpots And Fizzy Knickers
Issue 764a – Part One: YES, IT IS ME
Issue 763 – The Lookalikes Of Lincoln
Issue 762 – Phantom Of The Blackpool Opera
Issue 761 – Puppet On A Shoestring
Issue 760 – Lord Lloyd-Webber And The Maid
Issue 759 – Broc Blocking
Issue 758 – “He’s No Jimmy Savile”
Issue 757 – Krept & Konan’s Kornershop
Issue 756 – Bulb Out Salutations
Issue 755 – Piggy In The Middle
Issue 754 – John Major’s Vinegar Stroke
Issue 753 – Bantagonism
Issue 752 – Hot Scoop
Issue 751 – Umbili-cool
Issue 750 – The Dom Joly Complaint Line
Issue 749 – Black: Out
Issue 748 – Antipodean Anti-Paedo
Issue 747 – Reptile Dysfunction
Issue 746 – Sandy’s Fur Purse
Issue 745b – Stroking A Puffin
Issue 745a – Splashback!
Issue 744 – Stunning Chilly Chills
Issue 743 – Deep Milk
Issue 742 – Leon Britton Was Left-Handed
Issue 741 – You Know Nothing, Jon Blow
Issue 740 – The Amish Justin Timberlake
Issue 739 – Bump And Grinder
Issue 737 – Bigger Than Ever… The Election Section
Issue 736 – Crazy Little Thing Called Gove
Issue 735 – John Pienaar’s Plums
Issue 734 – Band Theft Polo
Issue 733 – Horses… And An Unfunny Gazza
Issue 732 – Glenys Kinnock’s Prize Chicken
Issue 731 – Surfing With Stephen Hawking
Issue 730 – Cocky, Opinionated And Crackers
Issue 729 – Pink Wine In Winter
Issue 728 – Crowning The Pendolino
Issue 727 – Paul Spaniels And Doggy McGee
Issue 726 – Noodly Electro Bedwetters
Issue 725 – Celebrity Sexual Madman
Issue 724 – Yew Again?
Issue 723 – Small Finger Buffet
Issue 722 – Barely Regal
Issue 721 – Prince Andrew’s Party Hands
Issue 720 – Diddling To Dimbleby

2014

Issue 719b – Seasoned Meat Things
Issue 719 – Foul-Mouthed And Festive
Issue 718 – Minty’s WiFi Hell
Issue 717 – Birthday Sixsome
Issue 716 – Endangered Vegetables
Issue 715 – Kuntz, Fuchs & Dick
Issue 714 – Hotel, Motel, Crematorium
Issue 713 – Stirring The Turd With Clay Aitken
Issue 712 – Lobster Pee Face
Issue 711 – “Being Gay Is Cool!”
Issue 710 – The Muslim Ghandi
Issue 709 – Extreme Fishing For Compliments
Issue 708 – Curly Holl-Mez
Issue 707 – Joan Collins’ Dinnersty
Issue 706 – Decks, Ducks And Dicks
Issue 705 – Big, Fat, Smoking Men
Issue 704 – No Hardened Criminals
Issue 702 – Hello, Intervision!
Issue 701 – Mambo MI5
Issue 700  – James Says It’s OK
Issue 699 – Becoming Too Friendly
Issue 698 – East 17’s Champagne Reception
Issue 697 – “Rolfie Wants A Cuddle”
Issue 696 – Selfies With Hucknall
Issue 695 – Famed Sausage Merchant
Issue 694 – No Discernible Shaft
Issue 693 – 48:06
Issue 692 – Hilarious And Quick-Witted
Issue 691 – Go, Russ, Go!
Issue 690 – Happy Birthday, Richard Blackwood!
Issue 689 – The Golden Touch Of Downes
Issue 688 – Austrian Hotbed Of Sodomy
Issue 687 – Groping Harvey Keitel
Issue 686 – Vlogging For Alton Towers
Issue 685 – Strange Horseys
Issue 684 – This! This! This!
Issue 683 – “No Switch, Sherlock”
Issue 682 – Razorlight By Candlelight
Issue 681 – The Bob Crow Disco
Issue 680 – Get Downes On It
Issue 679 – Desperately Sikhing Sunny
Issue 678  – Dr Gay Hitler Will See You Now
Issue 677 – The Ms Education Of Lauryn Hill
Issue 676 – Cranking In Colorado
Issue 675 – “Sorry – This Is Just What We Do”
Issue 674 – The Milky Bars Are On T!
Issue 673  – The Belarusian Robin Thicke