There’s a lot of speculation that the Gove/Vine divorce has come about because of some sexual infidelity – but it’s entirely possible that the magic between them was lost for other reasons.
john_lewis_partnership writes:
“Not my story, but impeccably sourced. Sarah Vine tells of returning home one evening to hear the noise of the hoover upstairs. Puzzled, she went up to discover the sound was coming from the bathroom, accompanied by grunts and moans.
“Fearing deviancy, vaseline and amyl-soaked satsumas, she swung the door open to reveal the then Secretary of State for Education, Michael Gove, forlornly trying to slurp up an enormous, unflushable turd with the crevice wand.” |