|Hundreds of potential jurors were dismissed from the recent trial of pharma bro Martin Shkreli, but now a transcript of some of the jurors’ excuses has surfaced – and they’re priceless.
When the court asked citizens if they could be fair and impartial when hearing Shkreli’s case, they said:
JUROR NO.1: I’m aware of the defendant and I hate him.
JUROR NO.52: When I walked in here today I looked at him and, in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.
JUROR NO.144: I don’t think I can because he kind of looks like a dick.
JUROR NO.59: He disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.
You can see more of their excuses here
[Read on Harpers]