As the wheels really start rattling loose, how are things going with the final few lawyers still left aboard the Trump train?
CHARLES HARDER: Harder was the go-to attorney for America’s A-List in 2016 when he bankrupted Gawker in the Hulk Hogan sex tape case, so it was only a matter of time before the ascendant Trump hired his services. Where is Harder now? In court, trying to argue a libel action on behalf of Trump against the Washington Post – and being told by the judge that he’d actually made a better case for Robert Mueller.
LIN WOOD: Once a respected and formidable litigator, legal watchers in the States say Lin Wood really went off the deep end when he lost the “Pedo Guy” libel trial against Elon Musk. Now, when he’s not requesting the execution of Mike Pence by firing squad on social media, he’s supposed to be representing former National Enquirer editor Dylan Howard.
RUDY GIULIANI: After jostling his balls in the Borat movie, staging a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, having his hair dye sweat down his face, then accidentally stirring up an insurrection, it’s only now that Trump has reportedly stopped paying Rudy for his ‘help’ – as they’ve recently had a falling out.
Good job Trump won’t have any need for legal representation beyond January 20th, eh?