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The Daily Tonic: Quoted Price

 

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You swear it well
 

One of our favourite celebrity interview stories to come in this week was this one…

BT writes:
“At the end of an awards ceremony Katie Price came into the press tent. She made sure every other word was ‘fuck’, ‘twat’ or a similar expletive. Then she said at the end ‘You cunts can’t publish a fucking word of this, can you? Now you can all fuck off and eat my shit.'”

As nothing brings a smile to our face quite like Pricey being foul-mouthed, today’s Daily Tonic is going to be a Katie-cursing special.

Consider yourselves warned.

Mel and Sue used a similar trick when filming Bake Off. If any contestants started crying, either Mel or Sue would stand next to them and swear continuously so that any footage of distressed contestants was unairable.
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One way to get good coverage
 

Katie Price isn’t always so abrasive with journalists in interviews. At least not if she’s got something to promote.

Back in 2016, while doing the rounds to plug her new make-up range, Pricey took quite a shine to a young male journalist for Now Magazine.

After introducing himself with the confession that he was a big fan of hers, Pricey patted a hand on the chair next to her and said “Come and sit on my lap, get your dick out and I’ll suck it!”

apopquizkid writes: “I kissed Sean Hayes (Jack from Will & Grace) in a school play we were both in during high school. Much to my dismay, he wasn’t into it.”
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What Katie said next
 

Celebrities are usually pretty bad when it comes to apologising. Not our Pricey though. She offered this full and frank apology to the long-suffering cast of a panto she was starring in a little speech she gave on opening night.

“Sorry I’ve been such a cunt in rehearsals. To make it up to you all, I am having a party and you are all invited to come… in my mouth!”

anon writes: “I went on a few dates with Benedict Cumberbatch’s brother-in-law about five years ago. Met the family and then was brutally ghosted after he got the goodies… Twat.”
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Wanks for the memories
 

Once upon a time, Katie Price took part in a big outdoor event at a race track as a promotion for a motoring magazine. As part of it, they’d set up a live version of the TV show Blind Date on stage, with racing driver Eddie Irvine as the bachelor and Pricey as one of the three girls behind the screen.

Eddie’s first question was: “What would you do if you heard the four minute warning?”

Katie’s answer? “First, I’d wank you off. Then I’d wank myself off. And then [gesturing to the crowd] I’d wank you lot off!”

Nominative Determinism of the Day: Spokeswoman for the Howard League for Penal Reform is named… Frances Crook!
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Some blessed choices
 

As it’s Sunday, and we could do with a little salvation after all of that muck, today’s audio round has a loose religious theme to it.

It’s not hugely sacred, but if you’re struggling with any of the answers you’ll find that either the song’s title or the artist’s name has some sort of holy connotation.

You get a point for every title you guess correctly, plus a point for every artist too. Ten songs, twenty points in total.

[Play it here]

Each of our downloadable play-at-home Popbitch Popquiz packs comes with an exclusive audio round, not included in our Audio Round archive – so if you’re after a few more musical quizzes, or other pop culture trivia, take a look.
[Popbitch Popquizzes: Here]
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Some Sunday entertainment
 

How Shaggy’s It Wasn’t Me got made
[Watch on YouTube]

Jolene: Medieval style
[Listen on YouTube]

Local News: The end of the rainbow has been found…
[…in Hull]

Thanks to: J, apopquizkid, JF, OJ, anon, intheissynoho, EN, CM, JP
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