To mark the most romantic day of the year, here are six stories of celebrity seduction. Below that are six celebrity names. We’ll leave it to you to match up the names to the story. (Try not to libel anyone, please.)
1/ Likes to get partners in the mood by whispering in their ear: “I want your milk deep.”
2/ Kept getting their Tesco home delivery orders flagged as ‘suspicious’ because they consisted solely of booze and johnnies.
3/ Uses the chat-up line “I’d love to split your whiskers.”
4/ Likes to shag to the sound of their own records.
5/ Likes to impress potential hook-ups by name-dropping all the famous women they’ve shagged.
6/ Would take a different partner to Blockbusters each week at the height of their fame, shower them in Haagen Dazs and treat them to a movie – all on their dad’s card. |