The marriage of Madonna and Guy Ritchie was always going to be doomed from the start.
He hated her music (his refusal to join her on tour was supposedly what clinched the divorce, and he would always get drunk and take the piss out of her dance moves whenever he did go to watch her live); she hated his friends (her nickname for Vinnie Jones and his wife was “Oaf and Oafette”).
The film they made together was so bad, it was a professional low point for the pair of them – even worse than the rap in American Life; even worse than the rest of Guy Ritchie’s films.
She did, however, have one good thing to say about him. She told friends that “he rocks my box”.