As controversy surrounding Princess Diana’s Panorama interview continues to bubble away, we found ourselves wondering what Princess Diana’s former priest and confidant, Father Frank Gelli, had to say about the whole thing. Turns out, rather a lot.
In an email to his followers this week, Father Frank wrote that Diana once claimed to possess a handy piece of insurance that she could fall back on if she ever felt her life was in danger: taped testimony of a courtier who had witnessed what was described as a “gross ‘contra naturam’ act” involving Prince Charles that would prevent him from ever taking the throne.
What a palace courtier considers to be a gross act against nature is anyone’s guess. It could be anything from wearing a wing collar with black tie, to full-on shapeshifting, blood-drinking Reptilian virgin sacrifice.
Obviously, Diana’s been gone 20-odd years now and there’s been no sign of this fabled tape. But if anything is going to wrap up 2020, the downfall of the House of Windsor isn’t something we’d bet against.