By now you’ll be all caught up on the story of the year so far: Coleen Rooney’s immaculate undercover sting operation, attempting to unmask Rebekah Vardy as a tabloid informant.
For balance, we should say that Vardy strenuously denies these accusations (and wishes to remind us all that she is HEAVILY PREGNANT) but unfortunately for her, Coleen’s evidence isn’t the only thing raising suspicions.
For example, how does Vardy explain that, of the very few unverified accounts that she follows on Instagram, two of them are Simon Boyle and Andy Halls: the Sun journalists who wrote up the leaked stories in question?
Vardy also says she doesn’t need the money, but her long and involved history with picture agency Fame Flynet (the one that used to make zero bones about the fact it staged pap shots in order to split sales profits with the celebrity) suggests that she’s not averse to the odd bonus paycheque.
And she surely can’t be blind to the fact that everyone has her sussed as the Sun on Sunday’s Secret WAG?