Since Sean Connery’s death at the weekend, various Scottish politicians have been trying to dampen a story that Trump tweeted out, suggesting Sean Connery helped grease the wheels to secure Trump planning permission for his golf course in Aberdeen.
Speaking of stories that involve Sean Connery, golf courses and claims of dubious provenance…
F writes:
“A mate of mine was out on a golfing jolly, sat in the clubhouse having a celebrity shag conversation. Sean Connery walked in, so a couple of the lads shout over to him ‘Hey Sean, bet you’ve had a celebrity shag or two… what’s your best ever?’ Connery just grimaced and walked out.
“Later on, some of the lads were still sitting around and Sean walks back in. He comes over to the table and said, ‘1964. Petula Clark. Up the arse.’
“Then he walked out.” |