What is it with Tories and pigs? This week we saw the recently-published sexts of Andrew Griffiths MP – which showed that he, like David Cameron, was up for a bit of pork-play (he explains in one message how he had a woman “dress up like a pig: piggy nose, ears, ‘fuckpig’ written across her forehead and a piggy tail”)
There was also the story of David Prior’s former lover, who sprayed the phrase ‘big dick lord’ in pig’s blood over his house because the Tory peer supposedly “liked pigs”.
We won’t pretend to understand this fascination, but far be it from us to kink-shame. If they’re going to persist in doing it, we feel they should at least be doing it safely.
So Tory readers, listen up. Whether you want to have sex with a sow or a boar, this website has all the details of how to do it correctly and respectfully.
[The Zoophile Guide]
FYI: The site is safe for work insofar as there’s no pictures, videos or audio, but you’ll still be hard pressed to explain it if your boss or HR department catches you.