You may have heard of Dublin’s finest-named indoor flooring specialists – Lino Ritchie – but they’re not the only business to try to sneakily imply an endorsement from the former Commodore. One reader sent us a picture from a market in Sharm El-Sheikh, which encourages Western custom with the name “Egyptian Linol Ritchie Gift Shop.”

Sadly, it doesn’t sell badly-sculpted busts of Lionel. Instead it deals in more general interest items, like handbags, spices and “English fags”.