Flying Dragonair from Shanghai to HK (just in time for the sevens) in economy with an attractive and much younger brunette (producer, wife, love slave? - delete as required). Looked as though he had been awake for three days. An airport VIP transport picked the pair up from the arrival gate, then dumped them at the carousel to wait for their bags with everyone else. IDNSH rapier wit but he managed a polite "after you" when one of a posse of touring ladyboys passed him in the aisle.
I have no idea what I mean by that.
curlywurly 9:45, reply
turns out there is something more humiliating than being on The Lee Nelson show
Contract not renewed. Paul semen Staines "gutted".
rogermoore 14:02, reply
neville_bartos 17:31, reply
humphrey_plugg 15:34, reply
To go from young, short-lived fame to struggling to know whether to keep on trying for a career in entertainment. I just hope Paul Danan sees this as some sort of sign.
soapy_handerton 20:09, reply
that makes it sound like a maths puzzle, "if dr fox commits nine offences against six people in five years, how long would it take him to commit fifteen sex offences on nine people?"
It involves a mesmerising 2 hour megamix of ...
neville_bartos 16:29, reply
Mind you after her divorce she pledged to give a "large portion" of her 24.3 million pound divorce settlement to Adopt-A-Minefield but the charity doesn't seem to have received anything (The charity itself shut down in 2009- the website has been jacked by a Japanese clothing firm). So I suppose she had to blow the money on something. There's only so many shoe she can buy.
rogermoore 22:32, reply
Wayne and Coleen Rooney, last night won the pub quiz in the Botanist, Wilmslow. The donated the prize of a bottle of Prosecco to the runners up. And apparently won due to NAILING the word search...
minky_chunky 15:29, reply
...First cut his teeth as an artist in the 80s at Games Workshop, where he focused on such family fare as demons, mutants, gore-splattered battles, killer aliens and a large breasted, gun-toting cybernun.
Lily Allen was not involved.