Massive cardiac arrest. Maybe bollocks? (DON'T post that picture spank) Lady PB's landline might be safe
BBConline are speculating that Coldplay may never release an album again tinyurl.com/Coldplay-r-crap
soapy_handerton 10:35, reply
Current status :
William hartnell version : deaded
Pat Troughton version : dead via fan Fuck
Jon Pertwee version : deader
Tom Baker version: amazingly after such a big op, flouncing around, gin boozing and still in town.
Peter Davison version: podgy, still has a wandering time lady eye
Colin Baker version: alive. Back home. No more fatty foods for him.
Sylvester McCoy version: alive, sustained through booze.
fayekorgazm 16:54, reply
Spanky Spunky Si has been sending videos of him pleasuring himself to ex girlfriends, despite requests from them not to. The Sun is interested.
See his happy face at [url]postimg.org/image/eqkfilsjz/
(sorry, dunno how to put it into thread here)
tobythespank 14:20, reply
Peter Crouch on Oxford St yesterday, he was looking for a cash machine and gave me a lovely smile and thumbs up as I sent him in the wrong direction.
albert_steptoes_horse 12:03, reply
Now Show survivor Hugh Dennis wandering around London Wall looking at his phone, with his sweater tucked into his trousers. He is not a stylish man.
drunken_boht 14:25, reply
Or was it The Teardrop Explodes? The '80s are just a blur now.