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Coren-Mitchell jack

Great looks and cool names?

soapy_handerton 21:59, reply

Filip was always going to score a maximum in the Kobaļan round.

hack_daniels 17:24, reply


neville_bartos 12:02, reply

philanderer 15:03, reply

spank_daley 15:39, reply

Where's Martine McCutcheon when you need her?

halfmanhalfninja 15:57, reply

I love Eric Stoltz

curlywurly 21:10, reply

he looks like a ginger gene simmons

__________ 16:32, reply

I thought it was the Marquess of Bath

thatevilwoman 17:50, reply

Jesus on the left

was on University Challenge last year. The telly quiz show whore.

stan2a10shun 22:44, reply

Let the Virgin see the Slappers

Can someone email him the application form for Take Me Out?

soapy_handerton 23:10, reply

Ian Brown is giving evidence against Fred Talbot


not via @courtnewsuk either, which is a constant source of fun / grimness / gary glitter

pauly 13:18, reply

"The Hardest Thing in the World"

pigcity 16:43, reply

I am the resur erection

neville_bartos 16:48, reply

I Am The Fred's Erection?

creatif 21:01, reply

I handled Fred's erection,

And I'm not alright.

thebestnameshavegone 23:03, reply

the second coming

(up some schoolboy's arse)

__________ 22:01, reply

he bangs the bums

car_snow_gin 23:14, reply


thebestnameshavegone 23:42, reply

Unfinished Spunky Business

soapy_handerton 0:16, reply

So Young...

plasticflamingo 5:34, reply

F.E.A R.

Fred's Educational Anal Rimming

whats_the_beef_chief 0:25, reply

Love the headline about how Fred was supposed to have encouraged pupils to masturbate.

Like anyone needs encouraging.

deep_stoat 17:52, reply


rogermoore 19:54, reply

thatevilwoman 10:53, reply

__________ 21:18, reply

deep_stoat 15:05, reply

"It's a Trap!"

roger_mycock 21:08, reply

So THAT'S what Waterfall was all about.

deep_stoat 15:16, reply

And "Im going to chop your hands off"

Was a flashback?

soapy_handerton 16:38, reply

Not for ever and ever, then

Demis Roussos deaded.

dariusjedburgh 12:13, reply

Talking of cassocks/kaftans...

Holey Moley!

dawnsyndrome 19:43, reply

Vangelis next.

humphrey_plugg 12:42, reply

*Rick Wakeman cancels pro-am*

thatevilwoman 12:59, reply

Fingers crossed

Peter Gabriel goes into permanent hiding

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 13:48, reply

Poor Abigail will be in pieces...

agnetha 12:29, reply


Abigail wouldn't give a fuck.

mr_david 9:57, reply

Neither would Laurence,

"We don't want to listen to that fat Greek caterwauling all night".

auntie_betty 10:44, reply


I forgot to put Edgar Froese on this years Death Pool list. I had him on last years.

mister_groping 12:19, reply


edmor 12:19, reply

deep_stoat 12:27, reply

thatevilwoman 13:45, reply

I simply cannot WAIT for her next article.

Or Eva Wiseman's. Where do they find these amazing and insightful columnists who can dash off an opinionated article on any subject you give them?

deep_stoat 15:06, reply

I'm all about Jessica Valenti and

her nuanced world-view. She should have her own show*

*on Hustler XXX

thatevilwoman 15:08, reply

I'm all about sea bass

no mussels

spank_daley 9:20, reply

kippers for all!

thatevilwoman 10:38, reply

nice to see Paul Gambaccini and Limahl so happy after all these years and everything that's happened.

hack_daniels 21:41, reply

thatevilwoman 12:47, reply

.. how low can you go?

qm 12:04, reply

wear your hair high...

thatevilwoman 13:44, reply

Al Pacino

scoffing his lunch in the Swiss Alps cafe, Albuquerque (think Roy Cropper's, only in New Mexico). Amiably winking back at the half-dozen coffin-dodgers gawping at him. IDNSH little friend.

briankilb 21:53, reply

If I was Leon Brittan

I'd fake my own death, then rise again to sweep up all the libellists a few days later.

(I am not Leon Brittan).

pauly 10:46, reply

it's not true it wasn't mentioned in 1986

as your aged correspondent can recall, it was but dismissed as "anti-semetic slurs" by Tory right-wingers against the Jewish Leon Brittain

uncle_whuppity 0:07, reply

Has that Goatboy story disappeared?


toxicshop 10:09, reply

no look further down

doris 11:29, reply

But you would say that though...

*considers fact he's never seen Pauly and Leon Brittan in the same room at the same time*

deep_stoat 10:59, reply

More deathpool news - did anyone have Adrian Chiles' career?

Sacked by ITV.

deep_stoat 11:15, reply

He doesn't look happy about it either

spank_daley 11:34, reply

Tsk. That's Rooney. This is Chiles

qm 13:51, reply

Chiles was in the 'film'

Sex Lives of the Potato Men, oddly enough.

soapy_handerton 23:53, reply

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