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Hi floor...

"nice to see see you..OOOF"

neville_bartos 11:21, reply

This could be a case

For Mulder, not Scully

soapy_handerton 17:35, reply

The profiles of this year's Apprentice contestants have been published... ... candidates

Among them is a 'social media entrepreneur' ... who has 119 followers on Twitter.

7zark7 10:34, reply

Her BRAND also includes wine

Sourced from boutique French vineyards.. 14 Followers so far This girl is a marketing phenom.

rogermoore 17:55, reply

Didn't Michael Jackson die though?

mike_hunt 9:03, reply

I'm disgusted by the blatant sexism on the boards these days.

I'm off to watch something more serious like that C4 news economics reporter with the enormous tits. You don't get insight like that from Robert Peston.

deep_stoat 9:10, reply

quite similar hair though

__________ 13:08, reply


the not quite accurate quote adds a real 'je ne sais quoi' to the overall shitness of your post

car_snow_gin 21:39, reply

Cheers, love

thatevilwoman 6:09, reply

Can I suggest

That Singapore_slag poster signs up to be a 'dating expert' on her new website They only have two so far, once of which is her. The other is her mate.

soapy_handerton 11:04, reply

*signs up*

And they're looking for interns. Bet that would be a busy job.

deep_stoat 11:11, reply

they could use a sub too...

Or maybe "Amazon best-selling author*" James Preece naturally speaks like Ali G?

"I am a very experienced Relationship expert and is a rising star having already helped thousands of men and women find love"

*although currently at #144 with just 6 reviews.

neville_bartos 13:08, reply

The number of twitter followers for him

Is 10,600 - which looks a damn lot like he invested $10 and bought a 10,000 follower package, doesn't it?

soapy_handerton 10:26, reply

quick skim of his followers list ...

shows that about 95% of them are other dating sites

neville_bartos 12:38, reply

Selina Waterman Smith

has a myspace account. Groovy. Seems to be advertising a semi-burlesque circus company

rogermoore 12:10, reply

Our Prayers have been answered*

(* If your prayer was where is Omarion?) He is appearing, tomorrow night, for one night only in....Canterbury!

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 13:10, reply

To be fair to the unnecessarily prayed for no-mark

he did have the decency to pull out of an appearance at shonky shithole DSTRKT after it turned away fat and dark skinned girls

spank_daley 13:22, reply

I don't blame him, would have been a complete waste of time.

What's the point going if the venue refuse to admit the only women he can get off with?

mrsix 15:20, reply

*thanks Jesus for his continued safety*

mrsix 13:14, reply

Can there be some kind of special PB award for him...

in recognition of his stunningly titled new album, "Sex Playlist" ?

As i'm sure many have sighed in the past; Oh, Marion...

neville_bartos 13:14, reply

Make him a PB untouchable in QOTD NOW...

mike_hunt 22:18, reply

Krept and Konan - their hip hop album now nominated four times at the MOBOs

are very nice young men, perhaps a little too nice. When they were in the studio they didn't want to go down the road to the cornershop because they thought the area looked a bit dodgy.

deep_stoat 14:28, reply

re Jo from S Club in the mailout

The username 'lennyboy831' that she's flogging her stuff on isn't all that surprising, seeing that her boy is called...Lenny, born in 2008, when she was 31.

neville_bartos 13:32, reply

What do you think the chances are that

She chose that name as a tribute to Lenny Henry?

soapy_handerton 19:08, reply

As high as

anyone buying something from New Look based on the unhappy, unwell look of those advertising their products.

mike_hunt 0:12, reply

total Digby

thatevilwoman 14:26, reply

do NOT post that fucking picture, stoat

spank_daley 15:02, reply

pigcity 15:38, reply

thatevilwoman 15:45, reply

trellis 16:58, reply

Teabag Tits Tori?

thatevilwoman 17:50, reply

(Or) Teacup Tits Tess?

philanderer 13:14, reply

rogermoore 8:49, reply


Wasn't me.

deep_stoat 15:42, reply

You're both cunts

spank_daley 16:11, reply

I know it's not Friday but who cares...

edmor 6:51, reply

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