If you've had trouble posting recently then don't worry, you're not alone, but we know why. It would appear to be the fault of some people in China spamming the board and trying to post (I kid you not) Lou Bega MP3s at a rate of 270000 an hour. So the board is going to shut down later today for a bit of weasel work but it'll be back up asap. In the meantime there's always this
deep_stoat 9:30, reply
He was a little surprised to find they were unisex but was settling down in a cubicle for a posh piss when he was interrupted by elephantine farting from the next cubicle followed by proper pebble dashing of the toilet. When he heard the bolt go back he had to peek round his door to see who could have made such an incredible noise - of course, it had to be, Gloria Hunniford.
deep_stoat 14:39, reply
and the conversation inevitably led to discussing how she'd coped with the death of her daughter. by the end of it my ex was a blubbering mess and hugely embarrassed to be in such a state, but said gloria was wonderfully understanding and really lovely about it. So, although she might occasionally blow some serious mud, she's generally very nice
car_snow_gin 15:04, reply
And look at all those posters/lurkers who are no longer posting. Not like it was, once was fields, corn laws, woooosh
chestrockwell 16:01, reply
haha! been literally days since someone posted that
car_snow_gin 17:15, reply
Jon Fat Beast has died. If you ever played at the Bull and Gate (or went to see Carter) then you'll know who I mean. Shame, the music scene needed more people like him not less. Or is it fewer? I really don't care.
And yes, he did look a bit like Kuato in Total Recall.
deep_stoat 12:53, reply
Fewer characters=less interest.
Fewer strokes=less irritation.
thebestnameshavegone 0:14, reply
Apart from making a sentence ugly I've never seen a practical example where incorrect use leads to the wrong conclusion.
However, the Typeface / font argument is very much still alive in my world.
deep_stoat 8:27, reply
and the fake sheik might be getting an unexpected moment of glory (in the form of a perjury trial) . oops.
neville_bartos 12:54, reply
CPS score a scrappy equaliser: t.co/6zGzAvggmN
whitemaninhammersmithpalais 14:07, reply
I've had a couple of work dealings with him in the past and he's a rude, arrogant tosser of the highest order. (No, I'm not Tulisa)
1988 Fired from The Sunday Times after being "caught trying to cover his mistakes by offering a financial bribe to the staff in the newspaper computer room to falsify his copy..."
mrs_ivy_trellis 15:06, reply
about the evidence that brought her to court, or was it his believability in general that was in question?
"Mahmood got me and my team completely intoxicated and persuaded me to act the part of a bad, rough ghetto girl. They recorded this and produced this as evidence when I thought it was an audition."
car_snow_gin 11:35, reply
"For her museum". I can't imagine how she would handle the Internet if she were alive today.
fayekorgazm 15:43, reply
hack_daniels 7:15, reply