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John Renbourn Dead.

plasticflamingo 8:18, reply

Sleb spot: an exhausted, confused, yet polite Ian Hislop

Flying Dragonair from Shanghai to HK (just in time for the sevens) in economy with an attractive and much younger brunette (producer, wife, love slave? - delete as required). Looked as though he had been awake for three days. An airport VIP transport picked the pair up from the arrival gate, then dumped them at the carousel to wait for their bags with everyone else. IDNSH rapier wit but he managed a polite "after you" when one of a posse of touring ladyboys passed him in the aisle.

aristocat 8:55, reply

Not the first time a ladyboy has 'passed him in the aisle'!

I have no idea what I mean by that.

curlywurly 9:45, reply

here he is stroking a pussy.

mrsix 15:43, reply

here he is, next to a cock

thatevilwoman 15:56, reply

Here he is with Caprice (34)

deep_stoat 17:08, reply

We've Only Just Began on IJ now

spank_daley 17:21, reply

arf

deep_stoat 17:39, reply

nah, it must be Jack Wild's skull

thatevilwoman 17:26, reply

NSFW what Omlette from Lee Nelson did next

xhamster.c ... _cock.html

turns out there is something more humiliating than being on The Lee Nelson show

barry 20:29, reply

"what a waste of time, no cumshot, and only few closeups"

one man's complaint is another's blessing.

__________ 10:29, reply

Money shot =

- small change

majicman 13:57, reply

6 months ago 'small cock - great show'

:(

gordonsalive 16:57, reply

Is this about Clarks*n?

webmong 23:41, reply

Clarrkson gone from the BBC

Contract not renewed. Paul semen Staines "gutted".

rogermoore 14:02, reply

Music needs another

Nick Kamen, this goon seems to fit the bill.

soapy_handerton 17:33, reply

Ch-ch-ch-chucked out

mrsix 14:17, reply

Gay unemployed cunt

deep_stoat 0:06, reply

...and on that bombshell..

majicman 5:30, reply

It's worth considering his earlier work

pink_oboe 14:31, reply

deep_stoat 15:36, reply

__________ 23:22, reply

thatevilwoman 21:52, reply

deep_stoat 23:04, reply

More Carkson's era, perhaps.

philanderer 9:40, reply

pink_oboe 12:03, reply

thatevilwoman 15:29, reply

mrsix 14:45, reply

I fucking hate hipsters

spank_daley 13:23, reply

well i think awareness of male prostate cancer is a very worthy cause.

shame she's eight months early though.

__________ 14:12, reply

was this meant to go under

the Lil Chris photo?

thatevilwoman 18:51, reply

The Sun's racing tipster

and nobodies favourite Radio Clyde sports turnip has been shopped (by a colleague?) for allegedly driving after a few too many. Sorry Jim, we'll have to leave your call there...

drunken_boht 16:36, reply

Lil' Chris

Checking ited out

neville_bartos 15:26, reply

Ch-ch-ch-checked out

7zark7 15:26, reply

It must be difficult

To go from young, short-lived fame to struggling to know whether to keep on trying for a career in entertainment. I just hope Paul Danan sees this as some sort of sign.

soapy_handerton 20:09, reply

we don't know if it was suicide;

it could've been an infection from those shitty ear hoops*

*edit - 'flesh tunnels'

thatevilwoman 20:55, reply

did he forget he was not a real doctor?

Neil Fox has been charged with nine sex offences involving six people, of whom three were children

that makes it sound like a maths puzzle, "if dr fox commits nine offences against six people in five years, how long would it take him to commit fifteen sex offences on nine people?"

pauly 16:07, reply

Checkin' Out. Lil' Chris deaded.

scat_man 14:39, reply

But not done for GBH or ABH.

I wonder how his former partner feels about that.

stoneageromeo 17:27, reply

"What does the fox say?"

"This is our little secret", apparently.

deep_stoat 17:17, reply

Sounds like paedo Countdown

Three from the top row, please Rachel, and three from the bottom row. Twice.

spank_daley 17:13, reply

he may be a "shrub rocketeer"

thatevilwoman 16:38, reply

"Dusky blonde lulu"

mandaliet 19:04, reply

*Candy Apple Grey on IJ*

hack_daniels 0:08, reply

*Candy Crush Saga on FB*

spank_daley 13:02, reply

I'm certain he'll get off though...i've seen the defence strategy

It involves a mesmerising 2 hour megamix of ...

neville_bartos 16:29, reply

To be fair to Heather

She sold up in 2013 and opened a new place on East Street in Brighton and is a director at the stockists for her restaurant.

Mind you after her divorce she pledged to give a "large portion" of her 24.3 million pound divorce settlement to Adopt-A-Minefield but the charity doesn't seem to have received anything (The charity itself shut down in 2009- the website has been jacked by a Japanese clothing firm). So I suppose she had to blow the money on something. There's only so many shoe she can buy.

rogermoore 22:32, reply

*dusts of log in for a sleb spot*

Wayne and Coleen Rooney, last night won the pub quiz in the Botanist, Wilmslow. The donated the prize of a bottle of Prosecco to the runners up. And apparently won due to NAILING the word search...

minky_chunky 15:29, reply

Stephen Tappin, the artist behind John Lewis' cosy The Bear & The Hare Xmas advert...

...First cut his teeth as an artist in the 80s at Games Workshop, where he focused on such family fare as demons, mutants, gore-splattered battles, killer aliens and a large breasted, gun-toting cybernun.

Lily Allen was not involved.

changeroftheways 12:52, reply

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