... but on the day of the big vote he's posting selfies from Paris. I am sure he used the postal voting system and in no way just jumped on the EURef bandwagon for a bit of PR. EDIT: It was basketball star Dwayne Wade who just posted a pic of him and Beckham and Victor Cruz in Paris today. They went to the Louis Vuitton show.
(Buckingham not Crystal) by the afternoon. Not 100% sure he can spell 'X' though so his paper may be spoiled?
soapy_handerton 19:47, reply
Tomasz Schafernaker wearing patent leather shoes (rolls eyes). Ulrika. She looked fucking great. That Welsh bird from the One Show. She had purchased a pot of pineapple chunks. Fasci-fucking-nating, no?
though he did appear in 'Attitude Active' a few years ago. Of course, nothing in sec-poster's comment definitively indicates that Schafer's ex is female.
philanderer 13:05, reply
He's shorter than you'd imagine.
deep_stoat 10:10, reply
Only without the baked potatoes. And more actual dying.
He dated Susannah Fielding for years and she is 'a bit of a sort'. Fantastic in depth set of articles borderline stalking tumblr notes on TSwift and her bearding here kaylor-evidence.tumblr.com/post/143348096044/all-masterposts Worth a read if you have hours to spend on the bizarrely protected personal life of inconsequential gawky emu looking singer.
soapy_handerton 14:19, reply
it would be great for the LGBTQ community if Taylor Swift were to come out. With her millions of fans, I'm sure it would be a powerful step in normalising gay relationships to people at large. Perhaps Taylor could release a video, just explaining the situation about her sexuality, sitting by herself on a sofa and chatting to the viewer. Or, perhaps, a video with Karlie Kloss, them talking together about it. Perhaps with a kiss at the end. Or start with the kiss, so people know what the video's about before Taylor and Karlie start talking about sexuality and coming-out, and all Taylor's worries about what that might mean for her career. Or, perhaps, the kiss itself is enough to say what Taylor intends to convey. With tongue obviously, so people know it's sincere. Perhaps even a bit of fingering. And some nipple-biting, and then a hammer-and-tongs full on lick-shesh. I'm getting off topic here, but what I mean to say is, I've got a camera on my phone, the battery's nearly charged and I've not got much on at the moment. Taylor - my login at gmail.
It's almost as though the Murdochs and the Freuds are connected.
stoneageromeo 6:12, reply
There is a new Jamiroquai album in the works. According to my source, JK still wears a hat and his behaviour is as expected. The music? Like his older stuff. But worse.
Broadcaster, politician (and father of Matthew and Emma) Sir Clement Freud
uncle_whuppity 21:28, reply
Apart from a pleasant conversation on the merits of Doncaster racecourse he was usually very rude, impatient and not very nice. Not popular within the office at all, though Lucian was worse. Can't say I ever noticed any paedo tendencies however, though saying that most of the people I worked with were about 80 so maybe he wasn't interested in them.
no one was exactly sure why, but it was thought it was because of an argument over a bet
uncle_whuppity 15:53, reply
Widely acknowledged to be rather good, even by some of the more ascerbic food critics of our time. Clement Freud one came for lunch and was such a Copper-bottomed Cunt that he was asked to leave before he'd received any food.
basking_trout 13:17, reply
...that Sweaty combover still hasn't been exposed even though he's been dead a while.
Having read Adam Sisman's biography of John Le Carre is amazes me we still haven't heard anything about the late Alan Clark
Clearly a massive wrong'un
basking_trout 10:14, reply
and the closet Nazi had been "seeing her" for some considerable time before that
uncle_whuppity 17:03, reply
married his first wife when she was 15, had a well-publicised relationship that resulted in the pregnancy of another under-age girl, and admitted to a penchant for schoolgirls. Astonishing what one can choose to ignore in someone lauded as a musical hero.
philanderer 13:15, reply
he also did a photo-shoot in 'Sounds' music mag with him in his underpants surrounded by models dressed as school-girls, it wasn't like he made a secret of it.
He married his 15 year old first wife in Texas, such marriages were quite common in the deep south (see Jerry Lee Lewis).
uncle_whuppity 17:24, reply
... but it just sounds like the soundtrack to Fingerbobs.
About them being custard cousins thanks to Van Outen?
basking_trout 12:20, reply
but the photograph clearly demonstrates that there was at least a passing acquaintance, however strenuous the denial of a 'relationship'.
philanderer 17:43, reply
Denise was a world record holder for swallowing a few years aho www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1290750/Denise-Van-Outen-record-breaker-guzzles-250g-jelly-60-seconds.html
soapy_handerton 12:04, reply
Who, despite his musical deficiencies, is allegedly about the same dimensions as that cucumber. It may also be of interest that back in the day, Denise boasted to the Daily Mirror that her 'sex secrets' included screwing in her panto costume as Alice Fitzwarren in (aptly) Dick Whittington. An exhaustive search of the internet hasn't yet yielded photos of her in said costume, nor the identity of the other protagonist.
philanderer 17:39, reply