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arseology 15:21, reply

I see The Dame is in the shit

for claiming he did the 'moonwalk' first on the 'Diamond Dogs' tour whcih Jacko went to twice, erm, actually he did, I remember it. Proof: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LWiqTEwIJM

uncle_whuppity 15:30, reply

I think we all know who

really invented moonwalking.

muttleee 15:43, reply

?

spank_daley 15:51, reply

Unfuckingbelievable

No 1 Bill Cash's constituency Tory party have reselected him !

No 2 Bob Ainsworth, our new Minister of Defence - what a wanker.

handrearedboy 13:57, reply

If you're new to the board, we have a little thing on here called 'Politics Friday'

As you can see below, we have an absolute fucking blast! Anything can happen, and it often does!

honk 15:07, reply

Can't someone post up animal pics?

downtownmanagua 15:14, reply

katwoman 15:50, reply

edmor 15:29, reply

deep_stoat 15:26, reply

I've approved that

just BECAUSE

glitterkitty 15:29, reply

no dogs are morons

cats are cool dudes

glitterkitty 15:49, reply

kunani 15:35, reply

what the fuck happened to paedo fridays?

deep_stoat 15:14, reply

Or weekend plans?

Have all the resident Dj's retired apart from honk poster? Or was that just so 2008?

katwoman 15:28, reply

I'm working on my Michael Jackson tribute show

deep_stoat 15:35, reply

the parent company reverted to TGI Fridays

when they realised sexually excited middle aged men don't spend much on food

muttleee 15:27, reply

the haughty Cash acts like he's an aristo

but he is known as "Tags" cos his family earned their money from those name tags that Mums stitch into all their kids school clothes...

uncle_whuppity 15:04, reply

reminds

me of my favourite frasier episode when Niles finds out Marys's family made their money from lavatory cakes

glitterkitty 15:06, reply

Whilst at boarding school

Brian Sewell was inseparable from a particular fine and fair young schoolmate for over a year. Upon discovering that his family had made their money from sanitary towels Brian never spoke to him again...

kitkat 15:37, reply

don't get Brian going on about his school

Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' School, which he refers to as "bloody fucking Haberdashers"

uncle_whuppity 15:45, reply

Blears didn't get de-selected either

but the total number of people who voted was about 45...

glitterkitty 14:55, reply

No Trident, no carriers and kit made

by the lowest bidder in Thailand. What defence?

scoundrel 14:40, reply

Re No.1

It's been reported that a memo went out from Central Office to all constituencies which suggested that they might use the "expenses scandal" as a reason to get rid of the old guard.

kunani 14:00, reply

The reselection was undertaken fairly and squarely...

From the BBC article:

"Constituency party chairman John Pendergrast said it was an "overwhelming" vote of support.

The exact result is not known as it was a secret ballot. "

So, there's always the chance of reforming the selection process before the next election to demonstrate transparency....

bobbifleckmann 14:51, reply

IE 4 of the 50 local party members were told about the vote and decided to ignore Central Office's Memo as that Mr Cash is such a nice man

handrearedboy 14:55, reply

indeed!

Observer article the other week said that he's been joking around the House that within 6 months of getting into power, the Tories would be the most unpopular government ever (coz of the cuts)

kunani 14:31, reply

Comedy gold!!

el_presidente 14:51, reply

Meh,

they'd be unpopular cunts anyway

grimly_fiendish 14:35, reply

"Guess what? I'm the anti-hero"

spank_daley 14:46, reply

His campaign slogan:

"Fighting for your rights from a 500 quid a night hotel that you paid for, dummy."

(he admits it "needs a bit of work")

grimly_fiendish 15:07, reply

*Spoils ballot paper*

quercusmarner 15:02, reply

This pro-herring propaganda has to stop

The Shrimp Party were told it was going to be a secret ballot *riots on seabed*

el_presidente 15:20, reply

Sweet stuff for the weekend

Becks sent Andy Murray a good luck message. (this is in no way an attempt to gratuitously post a picture of Beckham).

simon_cowell 13:44, reply

That's just all lovely, mmm.

jesusandmaryjane 15:11, reply

screw david beckham

glitterkitty 14:59, reply

Are they remaking Queer as Folk?

tamara_bumpdeeay 13:50, reply

Dreadful wallpaper

Is that his Nan's house?

vogue 13:48, reply

blimey

Two otters that look exactly alike. Never thought I'd live to see that.

grimly_fiendish 13:15, reply

That

Dominic Littlewood is a bit fucking ubiquitous

muttleee 14:05, reply

no but

I'm very much looking forward to the next series of University Challenge.

kunani 12:18, reply

Her specialist subjects are

History, Classical Music and the Periodic Table.

So I worked that must mean that she has a penchant for the older webmong.

Lovely smile...

kunani 12:41, reply

If it helps your afternoon go quicker

I beleive she is also a cheerleader

bathwithkirsty 13:42, reply

not really, thanks.

I'm taking things a bit slowly and am concentrating more on a "closely watching her play the cello" scenario.

kunani 14:03, reply

That certainly helped something go quicker.

deep_stoat 13:44, reply

And for that reason, I'm out

Can't she just use a tampon, like normal women?

spank_daley 12:45, reply

or a moon cup....

the hedgemonkey's choice.

fo_shizzle 13:18, reply

OJH

Why doesn't Chuck Norris recognise the periodic table?

Because it doesn't contain THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.

jacques_as_in_hattie 12:50, reply

Brown not attending Pride due to 'security concerns'

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8131792.stm were the pub rumours about him ever confirmed or was it all Tory propaganda?

In other news FOF is a sound techy, reeled out the tale of Tommy Steele who whilst performing in singin' in the rain pissed off all and sundry, as a direct consequence the 'rain' in the tank above the stage rose in urine content week after week.

hypnogimp 10:06, reply

Hijack: AEG CEO has a cunning ruse to recoup some of the Jackson losses

Don't be surprised if both the audio and video content AEG compiled during the rehearsal process crops up in a cynically packaged memorial live album/DVD. Such as this: tinyurl.com/lrzu59

too_fat_to_skate 11:33, reply

ABBA as emergency fillers

is tosh, but the 02 are scrabbling round for anyone and anything, and an official dead horse 'memorial' gig is on the cards

hypnogimp 11:44, reply

Who says Star Wars fans are gay anyway?

richjohnston 11:25, reply

Darth Vader: "Do you have George Michael's first solo album?

HMV shop assistant: "No"

Darth Vader: "I find your lack of Faith disturbing"

jacques_as_in_hattie 12:30, reply

haha

that's awful.

The oldest, and still the best

deep_stoat 12:52, reply

*wanks ewok*

el_presidente 12:16, reply

*inexplicably gapes*

thegingerprince 11:31, reply

*bites lip*

I do so love an open goal and all. I said goal.

spank_daley 11:36, reply

Hahaha

vogue 11:56, reply

"Hey Mister Beaver, why you beavering around?"

Voiced by well-known beaver expert...

jacques_as_in_hattie 12:33, reply

Spots from Blur last night:

Mark Ronson - I stuck a sticker on his face for some reason. And Tina Hobley was apparently stood in front of me. Who overheard me shouting to my accomplice 'Holby City is hardly fucking famous'

honk 11:20, reply

Christ almighty Crystal Castles were awful

everything else rocked though \o/

kps_jockstrap 13:19, reply

also: Sophie EB in Villiers Street last night

she had a nice red dress on and her new song should have got to number 1.

thegingerprince 11:23, reply

i've decided i really quite like her

and i don't care who knows!

wunder_knickers 12:36, reply

the fact she doesn't use a stylist and looks great when out and about day-to-day makes her more than fine by me. But I am somewhat let sown byt the fact she moved from Ladbroke Grove to that smug hole Chsiwick.

relief_organist 15:59, reply

she's purdy

she sings nice, she wears nice clothes, murder on the dancefloor is a great song, she stopped sticky vicky from getting to the top spot - what's not to like?

glitterkitty 15:09, reply

plus, and this is some reccommendation,

when I met her she was very pleasant company indeed. Although I admit that it was so long ago she was still in Theaudience at the time.

uncle_fester 15:26, reply

She's just refused to officially open her old school's summer fair

because when she was a pupil there, she was bullied because of her mum. Apparently it was quite an organized and widespread dislike; the other pupils formed a 'we hate Sophie' club.

markymail 15:59, reply

She wears a fabulous dress in the vid too.

loobylou 11:42, reply

The Freemasons are my U2.

(my login at gmail if either of you want to marry me)

thegingerprince 11:47, reply

They're quite a resilient lot the gays

No doubt they'll take Brown for Balls on the chin.

spank_daley 11:05, reply

Johnson following up the rear, ready to the pounce, etc. (Geddit? "Johnson". It's like I said PENIS. Because that's what gays like: PENIS. *goes back to FT*)

too_fat_to_skate 11:17, reply

*titters*

jesusandmaryjane 11:10, reply

Everyone's gay, I thought we'd established that?

loobylou 10:15, reply

Addemdum : EXCEPT for Terance Stamp

touchmyspastic 10:57, reply

Terrence Stamp.

He wrote me a letter once but I'm sure I've banged on about that before. He's married to a woman now I see, but he did have a decade-long affair with his "chauffeur".

loobylou 11:41, reply

The woman divorced him,

possibly unimpressed by his gallantry: I saw them in Heathrow with her struggling to pull a huge YSL bag off the baggage belt while he stood by carrying nothing heavier than his own head

celtiagirl 12:35, reply

His god children

hyperventilate with fury at the mention of his name. Possibly resulting from the day he got bored of them when supposedly showing them round London and (literally) ran off and left them in the street. Self-obsessed, even for an actor.

ccbaxter 12:42, reply

ah we've all done that

dangerisland 13:27, reply

if i could find somewhere to ditch mine right now i fucking would

and i mean my actual children rather than god children-they are driving me fucking bananas...

minky_chunky 14:19, reply

and school holidays coming up

you'll be able to spend 6 weeks quality time with the little darlings!

glitterkitty 15:01, reply

My babysitting rates are very competitive

spank_daley 14:26, reply

Don't do it spank

deep_stoat 14:46, reply

How can someone

Who goes around dressed like this, commanding people to kneel before him, possibly be gaye?

downtownmanagua 12:21, reply

Don't be.

He is the least pleasant human being I've ever worked with, and I've done business with Ken Bates, so that's high praise. I'm sure he speaks just as highly of me. EDIT. yes yes, I know, "Edmor's all right".

ccbaxter 12:07, reply

does it?

spank_daley 12:07, reply

ha ha, damn your nimble fingers!

thegingerprince 12:09, reply

Yeah,

as if an actor would ever be in the gays

grimly_fiendish 10:59, reply

Weasels ripped my flesh.

And even David Bowie seems to be having trouble with them.

fatlimey 22:21, reply

We lose MJ but Fliddy returns from the dead - fair swap

Where were you flid and is the romance over - hence your return?

powermaster 10:08, reply

TiredOldTroutBitch

An Australian Old Spot Germaine Greer opening an exhibition at a gallery in that Fitzrovia, spouting rather floridly about how everything white = bad and everthing Aboriginal = good. IDNSH Dummies Guide to Manichaeism. Oh, and Tony Hadley at a fête in Crouch End. FFS.

bad_horsey 23:05, reply

The hoor

Scottish Tv show The Hour is offering a peanuts-for-monkeys deal for women prepared to co-host an hour of regional programming. Lucky TV femmes net ÂGBP200 per day (and unlike other gigs this does mean a day's work rather than a few hours).

Who would perform for such paltry fees? Appara Lulu, Carol Smiley and the Duchess of York have all signed up, following such giants as Michelle McManus, Connie Fisher and Kay Adams.

Also, Sam Mendes tried to get Kate Winslet to come to Edinburgh to support his twee new film Away We Go which opened the Ed Film Fest. She refused and they had a big fight.

Plus Sean Connery is deaf as a post and needs a hip op.

celtiagirl 17:48, reply

pichula...

...is Chilean slang for cock

craic_hoor 12:01, reply

Oh yeah

here's another shocker: Sean knows about PB and says it wasn't Petula he dun.

celtiagirl 10:19, reply

Sho...

are you shuggeshting it was Urshula Andressh' arshe?

kitkat 11:47, reply

Very good

I got 200 quid for about 45 minutes a while back - mind you, I did have to perform some unspeakable acts for it :o(

grimly_fiendish 17:53, reply

Going clubbing with homan?

the horror

el_presidente 17:58, reply

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