I see The Dame is in the shit
for claiming he did the 'moonwalk' first on the 'Diamond Dogs' tour whcih Jacko went to twice, erm, actually he did, I remember it. Proof: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LWiqTEwIJM
Unfuckingbelievable
No 1 Bill Cash's constituency Tory party have reselected him !
No 2 Bob Ainsworth, our new Minister of Defence - what a wanker.
If you're new to the board, we have a little thing on here called 'Politics Friday'
As you can see below, we have an absolute fucking blast! Anything can happen, and it often does!
the parent company reverted to TGI Fridays
when they realised sexually excited middle aged men don't spend much on food
the haughty Cash acts like he's an aristo
but he is known as "Tags" cos his family earned their money from those name tags that Mums stitch into all their kids school clothes...
reminds
me of my favourite frasier episode when Niles finds out Marys's family made their money from lavatory cakes
don't get Brian going on about his school
Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' School, which he refers to as "bloody fucking Haberdashers"
Blears didn't get de-selected either
but the total number of people who voted was about 45...
Re No.1
It's been reported that a memo went out from Central Office to all constituencies which suggested that they might use the "expenses scandal" as a reason to get rid of the old guard.
The reselection was undertaken fairly and squarely...
From the BBC article:
"Constituency party chairman John Pendergrast said it was an "overwhelming" vote of support.
The exact result is not known as it was a secret ballot. "
So, there's always the chance of reforming the selection process before the next election to demonstrate transparency....
IE 4 of the 50 local party members were told about the vote and decided to ignore Central Office's Memo as that Mr Cash is such a nice man
George Osborne's constituency party might have to mull their options soon, too
indeed!
Observer article the other week said that he's been joking around the House that within 6 months of getting into power, the Tories would be the most unpopular government ever (coz of the cuts)
His campaign slogan:
"Fighting for your rights from a 500 quid a night hotel that you paid for, dummy."
(he admits it "needs a bit of work")
Sweet stuff for the weekend
Becks sent Andy Murray a good luck message. (this is in no way an attempt to gratuitously post a picture of Beckham).
blimey
Two otters that look exactly alike. Never thought I'd live to see that.
no but
I'm very much looking forward to the next series of University Challenge.
Her parents live two doors down from me and are very pleasant
*feels old*
Her specialist subjects are
History, Classical Music and the Periodic Table.
So I worked that must mean that she has a penchant for the older webmong.
Lovely smile...
If it helps your afternoon go quicker
I beleive she is also a cheerleader
not really, thanks.
I'm taking things a bit slowly and am concentrating more on a "closely watching her play the cello" scenario.
And for that reason, I'm out
Can't she just use a tampon, like normal women?
OJH
Why doesn't Chuck Norris recognise the periodic table?
Because it doesn't contain THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
Brown not attending Pride due to 'security concerns'
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8131792.stm were the pub rumours about him ever confirmed or was it all Tory propaganda?
In other news FOF is a sound techy, reeled out the tale of Tommy Steele who whilst performing in singin' in the rain pissed off all and sundry, as a direct consequence the 'rain' in the tank above the stage rose in urine content week after week.
Hijack: AEG CEO has a cunning ruse to recoup some of the Jackson losses
Don't be surprised if both the audio and video content AEG compiled during the rehearsal process crops up in a cynically packaged memorial live album/DVD. Such as this: tinyurl.com/lrzu59
ABBA as emergency fillers
is tosh, but the 02 are scrabbling round for anyone and anything, and an official dead horse 'memorial' gig is on the cards
Darth Vader: "Do you have George Michael's first solo album?
HMV shop assistant: "No"
Darth Vader: "I find your lack of Faith disturbing"
"Hey Mister Beaver, why you beavering around?"
Voiced by well-known beaver expert...
Spots from Blur last night:
Mark Ronson - I stuck a sticker on his face for some reason. And Tina Hobley was apparently stood in front of me. Who overheard me shouting to my accomplice 'Holby City is hardly fucking famous'
Christ almighty Crystal Castles were awful
everything else rocked though \o/
the fact she doesn't use a stylist and looks great when out and about day-to-day makes her more than fine by me. But I am somewhat let sown byt the fact she moved from Ladbroke Grove to that smug hole Chsiwick.
she's purdy
she sings nice, she wears nice clothes, murder on the dancefloor is a great song, she stopped sticky vicky from getting to the top spot - what's not to like?
She's just refused to officially open her old school's summer fair
because when she was a pupil there, she was bullied because of her mum. Apparently it was quite an organized and widespread dislike; the other pupils formed a 'we hate Sophie' club.
They're quite a resilient lot the gays
No doubt they'll take Brown for Balls on the chin.
Johnson following up the rear, ready to the pounce, etc. (Geddit? "Johnson". It's like I said PENIS. Because that's what gays like: PENIS. *goes back to FT*)
Terrence Stamp.
He wrote me a letter once but I'm sure I've banged on about that before. He's married to a woman now I see, but he did have a decade-long affair with his "chauffeur".
The woman divorced him,
possibly unimpressed by his gallantry: I saw them in Heathrow with her struggling to pull a huge YSL bag off the baggage belt while he stood by carrying nothing heavier than his own head
His god children
hyperventilate with fury at the mention of his name. Possibly resulting from the day he got bored of them when supposedly showing them round London and (literally) ran off and left them in the street. Self-obsessed, even for an actor.
if i could find somewhere to ditch mine right now i fucking would
and i mean my actual children rather than god children-they are driving me fucking bananas...
and school holidays coming up
you'll be able to spend 6 weeks quality time with the little darlings!
How can someone
Who goes around dressed like this, commanding people to kneel before him, possibly be gaye?
downtownmanagua 12:21, reply
Weasels ripped my flesh.
And even David Bowie seems to be having trouble with them.
fatlimey 22:21, reply
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An Australian Old Spot Germaine Greer opening an exhibition at a gallery in that Fitzrovia, spouting rather floridly about how everything white = bad and everthing Aboriginal = good. IDNSH Dummies Guide to Manichaeism. Oh, and Tony Hadley at a fête in Crouch End. FFS.
The hoor
Scottish Tv show The Hour is offering a peanuts-for-monkeys deal for women prepared to co-host an hour of regional programming. Lucky TV femmes net ÂGBP200 per day (and unlike other gigs this does mean a day's work rather than a few hours).
Who would perform for such paltry fees? Appara Lulu, Carol Smiley and the Duchess of York have all signed up, following such giants as Michelle McManus, Connie Fisher and Kay Adams.
Also, Sam Mendes tried to get Kate Winslet to come to Edinburgh to support his twee new film Away We Go which opened the Ed Film Fest. She refused and they had a big fight.
Plus Sean Connery is deaf as a post and needs a hip op.
Oh yeah
here's another shocker: Sean knows about PB and says it wasn't Petula he dun.
Very good
I got 200 quid for about 45 minutes a while back - mind you, I did have to perform some unspeakable acts for it :o(
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