Woody Allen. Roman Polanski. R Kelly. Louis CK. So many of showbiz’s biggest sex pests have left multiple clues in their art as to their private behaviour – so it probably behoves us to check up on some other prominent pieces of pop culture to see if there’s anyone else hiding in such plain sight.
This week: Craig David.
7 Days tells the story of a man who meets a woman and, within 48 hours, proceeds to pump her solid for four days straight. But does this mirror Craig David’s real sexual behaviour? Apparently not.
Word from one lady who entered the David boudoir is that:
1/ Craig’s place is littered with small bowls of sweets on every available surface, and
2/ He was so into cunnilingus that he didn’t seem too bothered about doing anything else. In fact, after an extensive round of it in the bedroom, she was treated to a quick encore in the lift on her way to the ground floor.
Then, as she was leaving the building, Craig handed her a fistful of sweets for the journey home.
Anyone else you’d like us to check up on? firstname.lastname@example.org