Chimaculate Conception

The pregnancy of Cheryl Cole has been a rum old thing. Rumoured long before it began, then roundly ignored when it was staring us in the face, the whole thing spanned nearly eleven months – roughly the gestation period of a llama. What the hell was going on?

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Girlfriend In A Comma

Ever since pregnancy rumours were sparked, reportage of Cheryl Cole has been a blizzard of quote marks. After months of speculation with no official statement on the matter, Cheryl has now appeared in public looking very much pregnany – but subeditors don’t seem to know how to react…

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