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* The Sheridan Smith Showdown
* More honourable members
* Charts: Jason Derulo for No. 1
>> Cheryl’s second crack <<
Coles to America?
Initially we thought that the Cheryl Cole/Louis Walsh spat was just another tedious bit of X Factor PR drama from two of Simon Cowell’s most seasoned self-promoters.
But then we spied a rather furtive looking Cheryl Cole waiting in line for a visa at the American Embassy this morning… so perhaps there’s another reason she’s raising her profile? (Surely the US TV comeback isn’t on again?)
RIP Professor John Nash. He’s with the angles now.
>> Extra careful <<
What not to say to Ross
Just in case you ever bump into Ross Kemp don’t, whatever you do, tell him how much you liked him in Extras. Kemp did the show not realising that it was all a joke aimed at him, and it really upset him.
Not only that, but it appears to have had a lasting effect. Members of his team have been warning new colleagues off the subject to stop any flare ups or tantrums.
Bless.
The spokesman for Iraqi army: General Saad Maan.
>> Big Questions <<
Who’s asking what this week
Which lucky member of the Game of Thrones cast managed to score not one, but two blowjobs at the GoT premier?