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“I don’t like to be around people who pass gas.” – Alexander O’Neal
“Everybody wants to be loved… but I’m not one of those people” – Katie Hopkins
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* Diddling with Dimbleby
* RIP Gordon Ramsay
* Uptown Funk for No 1
>> Woking up to you <<
But which direction?
As we predicted back in early December, Liam from 1D has just moved to Woking. But he might not be the only member of the band to have made the move.
One of the boys has been seen visiting Liam’s £5m mansion a lot more frequently than his other bandmates. Who knows? Maybe the Larry Shippers really were on to something?
Just because Oldham Athletic have said “no”, doesn’t mean Ched Evans will take it as an answer…
>> Party talk <<
HRH gets down with the kids
Prince Andrew was a guest at a party at Cameron Diaz’s house a few years ago. One poor soul who ended up getting talking to him says that HRH spent most of the evening complaining how the UK press liked to build people up only to knock them down, saying that it happened not only to him but also to his favourite band “The Radioheads”.
Prince Andrew (aka the Duke of York) is fond of telling this joke: “The Grand Old Duke of York. He had ten thousand men. And it bloody hurt, I can tell you.”
>> Big Questions <<
Who’s asking what this week?
No stranger to causing trouble, which celeb once admitted in an interview to having sex underage and being a drug dealer? Her people forced the removal of her quotes before the interview aired. That really would have given viewers something to complain about.
John Legend’s All Of Me celebrates a whole year in the singles chart this week.
>> Peacock, don’t preach <<
Footballer’s TV conundrum
Former Chelsea footballer turned preacher Gavin Peacock has been in a bit of hot water for airing his rather conservative views about marriage on Twitter.
Still, it’s nice to see someone practice what they preach. When he used to travel to Chelsea away games, Gavin would hide near the back of the coach with his eyes covered so as not as not to see any of the hardcore porn videos being played on the TV.
Carol Vorderman seen at the Mandarin Oriental, HK, with “massive blonde hair. Looked better than you’d expect, in a Dynasty sort of way.”
>> Animal passion <<
Diddling to Dimbleby
Caitlin Moran has been telling people that there’s a scene in Raised By Wolves in which her character pleasures herself in front of Question Time. The good news is that C4 asked for David Dimbleby’s permission to use a clip and Dimbleby was fine about it.