Jamie Oliver has never been good with remembering names. It’s completely understandable, when you’re working with so many people day in, day out (TV crews, chefs, waiting staff, administrators, etc.)
Instead then, what he invariably did was give people dirty nicknames of his own invention. He’d call someone “Big Balls” or “Penis Breath” – or, in one particularly memorable example, “Spermtank” – names that he’d then manage to recall with remarkable ease.
It’s always sad to see 1,000 jobs disappear in the blink of an eye. But with all of them being Jamie Oliver’s employees, it’s like losing an edition of the Profanisaurus as well. |