A belated happy birthday to Gwyneth Paltrow. As she seems a little happier to laugh at herself these days, let’s celebrate the occasion with a little story.
Many years ago, a crewmember on the film that Gwynnie was shooting was tasked with calling her to the set. When knocking on her trailer door didn’t get any results, he decided to pop his head round the door in case she was asleep, or listening to music, or something.
She was in there alright, but she wasn’t asleep. She was giving her then-boyfriend Ben Affleck a rather enthusiastic blowjob.
Too stunned to say anything, the silence was eventually broken by Affleck, who said – very simply:
“Not now, Carlos…”