Remember Dylan Howard? The editor of the National Enquirer who was named as one of Harvey Weinstein’s spy network in November? Then was accused of several counts of his own sexual misconduct in December?
There’s plenty more to tell you about Dylan (“Dildo” to his friends) in the New Year. For now though:
When Dylan was working at Star magazine, he arranged for one of his friends to fly in from Australia to attend the mag’s lavish Christmas party. In return, he had the friend deliver a “cringe-worthy” and “mortifying” speech to all of the staff, all about how amazing Dylan is.
It lasted 40 minutes and touched on how talented and smart he was, how he’s the best boss ever, how he’s the best friend you could wish for and how everyone should be grateful to be working for him.
Towards the end of this speech, some people started talking among themselves – which caused Dylan The Wonderboss to fly into a rage, grab the microphone from his friend, and scream “SHUT THE FUCK UP OR GET OUT NOW AND FUCK OFF HOME”.