|Diana was, by most accounts, quite a needy girlfriend. After the initial excitement of hanging out with the Princess wore off, Will Carling found her constant attention quite grating.
One night she kept booty calling him, but he was trying to put her off as he had friends over. In the end he got tired of the calls and, egged on by his buddies, he told her she could only come round if she “shaved her growler for him”.
Thinking that would be the end of it, Carling went back to his evening. The phone rang again.
“I’ve done it. Now can I come round?”