As Europe pointed and laughed at the streaker who draped himself in an Australian flag and rushed the Eurovision stage – his bare arse out for 100+ million people to see – real Aussies were left scratching their heads.
For though it might have seemed like classic Oz lad behaviour, our readers down under told us immediately that he wasn’t a real Aussie. A real Aussie would have stopped to spread his cheeks and have a little waggle before running off.
So future Ukrainian flashers, take note. If you want to be a convincing Australian: give a full moon, or GTFO.
FYI: The flashing prankster, Vitaliy Sediuk, was released without charge, rather than with the Putinesque 5 year prison sentence suggested by Russia Today (and copied right across the media…)