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A bunch of Weinstein stuff (obviously), plus Janet Street-Porter, Tom Cruise and the “Inches For Inches” scandal-in-waiting…
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* Weinstein, obviously…
* Plus Street-Porter, Cruise and more
* Charts: Post Malone v Camila Cabello
>> Many layers <<
Cruising on the Med
How does the jaded Hollywood star who has their pick of anyone spice up their sex life? A celebrity PR shared a delicious rumour about one star’s particular method.

The actor, so the story goes, liked to make the most of his time in Cannes by always keeping his make-up artist on his yacht. On nights when he didn’t have to do any schmoozing or glad-handing, he’d get the make-up artist to apply layers of silicon to his face as a disguise so that he could go out unrecognised.

If he pulled, he’d invite the lovely young thing back to his yacht and, explaining that he was mega-rich, would get them to sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA).

Then, in the morning, he’d go to the bathroom and take off the silicon, revealing to his unsuspecting guest that they’d just spent the night with… Tom Cruise!

Miley Cyrus says she decided to stop smoking weed when Snoop Dogg told her she smoked more than anyone else he knew.
>> Show and tell <<
Comedy commissioning with C4
When that P45 was handed to Theresa May at the Tory party conference last week, the nation finally found themselves laughing at comedy prankster Simon Brodkin.

Executives at Channel 4 didn’t find it quite so funny though. In fact, mass panic broke out around the office as they realised that Brodkin had been contracted to C4 for a prank show (which got binned after a piss poor pilot). The worry was that he was still under contract with them and that they might, in some way, be tied to the stunt.

By some extreme stroke of luck, it turned out that his contract had run out the previous week. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Until the execs saw that Brodkin was actually starting to get a lot of favourable publicity. So instead of celebrating his expired contract, they reverse-ferreted and offered him a brand new one!

Jay Hunt left C4 this week without much fanfare. No goodbye, no email to staff, and had to share a leaving party with David Abraham.
>> Big Questions <<
Who’s asking what this week?
Which US rapper was convinced that, as well as performing his own set at Bestival, he was going to be guest-appearing on stage with Dizzee Rascal? He turned up backstage when Dizzee was performing, ready to bounce on stage, but security wouldn’t let him go on. Feeling extremely miffed, he went back to his dressing room – and smashed it up…
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>> Inches for inches <<
Sex pests: who’s next?
It’s been heartening to see so many people stand up and denounce Harvey Weinstein’s behaviour this last week. It almost feels as if a dam is on the verge of breaking across a number of similar industries.

However, it would be remiss of us not to point out that some of the people who have been quick to condemn Weinstein have done so, at least in part, to distract from some of their own shitty behaviour – particularly those in our own beloved media industry.

Naturally, we need to treat this topic quite delicately, so we’ve written some more considered thoughts on the “Inches For Inches” scandal-in-waiting here.

[Read on Popbitch]

How Nobody Knew pt 211: “Congratulations, you five ladies no longer have to pretend to be attracted to Harvey Weinstein” – Seth McFarlane as he presented the Oscars’ 2013 Best Supporting Actress nominations.
>> Cruel Britannia <<
Our own national shame
We’ve all been wincing at how Hollywood works this week, but it’s really not so different here in the UK.

An injunction was taken out in 2011 by the star of a massive hit British TV show. He was having an affair with one of his female co-stars, but when his wife found out about it all he threw his co-star under the bus. He told producers that he didn’t want to work with her any more.

The TV company sacked her, and then he applied for an injunction to ban anyone in the media from reporting it.

And guess what? The British courts granted it. ETK vs News Group Newspapers.

According to the judge, “the reasons for her leaving give rise to no debate of general interest”. Maybe in the wake of all these Weinstein allegations someone would like to revisit that particular judgement?

The England football team fielded three Harrys in their line-up on Sunday. Between 1955 and 2014 (60 years) absolutely no Harrys featured.
>> Sugar baby love <<
The sweets of sex pests
Of course, it’s always important to hear both sides in an argument. So what defence has Harvey Weinstein mounted for his behaviour? Well, there was this interview from NY Magazine in 2002 where he seemed to be pointing the finger at… M&Ms?

“You know, for years I used to read about myself. They’d say, ‘He has a temper’ or ‘He’s a bully’ or something like that, and it always bothered me…

“What happened was, I was never an eater of breakfast or anything… I would just eat M&Ms all day, sweets, you know, for what I thought was energy, which is not energy at all. Some people handle sweets better… So that’s what caused these outbursts, you know?

“As soon as I started to recognize the sugar thing, there have been no outbursts. There’s been no anything at all. Zero. There’s been nothing. Not a word to anybody… My relationship with sugar has been the worst relationship of my life, but now I’ve tamed it.”

[Read the whole interview]

X Factor isn’t the only struggling singing show. Following the failure of Let It Shine and Pitch Battle, Sky’s Cat Deeley a cappella vehicle, Sing, debuted to less than 200k viewers.
>> Bully for you! <<
What a difference a year makes
Janet Street-Porter was straight out of the gates to criticise Harvey Weinstein in a Mail Online column, pointing out that similar behaviour is “sadly common in many workplaces – forget the sex, it’s called bullying, pure and simple.”

She’s right, of course. And who could forget the reports last year of the bullying that was taking place on the set of Loose Women? Geordie Shore’s Charlotte Crosby spoke candidly about how she was brought to tears before and after her appearance on the show, thanks to the hosts’ behaviour.

And who did she single out as being particularly horrific? Why, it was… Janet Street-Porter!

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>> Smiley culture <<
The final word on photos?
JVM writes:

“As a professional photographer, I can recommend that people say ‘YES’ as a way to make the face smile correctly in pictures. Saying ‘prunes’ or ‘brush’ will contort your features and force the face to look unnatural. Let this be the end of it.”

Cecil Beaton always encouraged his subjects to say “lesbian”.
>> The United States… <<
…of American Media, Inc.
We are four weeks away from the first anniversary of Donald Trump’s election. In that time, he has suffered an absolutely astonishing number of scandals and setbacks, yet nothing seems to have landed a critical blow.

But there was something that happened in the aftermath of Charlottesville that slipped under the radar, which could yet prove to be his undoing.

What was it? Well, it’s kind of a long story – one that takes in a botched Mafia hitjob, two executed Russian spies, Joseph McCarthy, Rupert Murdoch, the death of Elvis Presley, an anthrax attack and high-profile staffers of every American administration from Truman through to Trump.

It’s the story of American Media, Inc. – the publishing house that’s responsible for the National Enquirer – and its uncanny prescience in predicting Donald Trump’s presidency.

We’re going to tell it over the next four weeks. The first part of the story, The Tabloid Triangle, is now up to read on popbitch.com. Take a look.

[Read on Popbitch]

The National Enquirer recently did a poll of readers’ most hated celebrities. The top five? Rosie O’Donnell, Hillary Clinton, OJ Simpson, Bill Cosby and Barack Obama.
>> Grayling power <<
Champion of the curled
Chris Grayling had a nice little event lined up for himself to round out the Tory Party Conference last week. He was chalked down to announce himself as a “Species Champion” for hedgehogs.

However, shortly after Theresa May’s disastrous speech, the hedgehog event was mysteriously “postponed” indefinitely.

But don’t feel too sorry for Chris. He still got to spend the week with a whole load of pricks.

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>> Hmmms <<
Mensch, Sony, paperclips
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Angelina Jolie set up a honeytrap to catch Joseph Kony. Apparently not a movie plot?
[Read on the Times – £]

Donald Trump’s nomination speech for Eminem in 2004
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Sculpting Freddie Mercury
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How not to use a quote on your play’s poster
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Very long read on Louise Mensch
[View on Paste]

This week’s Media Focus podcast is with Darren Scott, editor of Gay Times, the world’s largest and longest-running gay magazine in the world
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Thanks to: SW, deep_stoat, party_b, DJ, JVM, CE, PL
Old Jokes Home:
Two deer walk out of a gay bar.
One says to the other, “I can’t believe I blew 30 bucks in there.”

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