The Queen has directed that the appointment of Rolf Harris to be a Commander of the Civil Division of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, dated 17 June 2006, shall be cancelled and annulled and that his name shall be erased from the Register of the said Order.
neville_bartos 16:20, reply
big thanks AEG!
car_snow_gin 9:24, reply
I'd have done it as soon as the useless cunt turned the canvas round Edit: actually, if I were her I'd use being on stamps as an excuse to demand being rimmed by the general populace *shrugs*
spank_daley 17:09, reply
she needs to have a word with whoever does her Botox.
roger_mycock 9:40, reply
plasticflamingo 13:55, reply
Kanye West popped into Oxford's Museum of Natural History yesterday. Here are his words of wisdom: oxford.tab.co.uk/2015/03/02/kanye-oxford-yeezox-highlights/
sydbarretthomes 14:32, reply
fuck it. Beat the wires and all but that darn weasel is everywhere now. Here's a flying stoat instead...
To a stranger's demise. Weary, casual chat or laughter.
gordonsalive 15:46, reply
that they added screaming to the broadcast when she came out. Poor Madge, the youth no longer give a fuck. Also, oddly, those giant words that floated up and down are, of course, in mad Tracey's handwriting as she designed to the trophy. After the show they all have to be destroyed in case someone steals an original Emin artwork. BECAUSE NO ONE IS GOING TO NOTICE YOU STEALING A TEN FOOT HIGH WORD.
deep_stoat 10:16, reply
I thought he'd klingon for a while. But then he did live long and prosper. Kill me now.
thebestnameshavegone 17:22, reply
And then did a later book... "I AM Spock".
One of the nicest and the most intelligent of the cast.
Tough enough to stand up to the ego of Shatner right from the beginning too.
He paid for the security patrol for his whole neighborhood street, and it's landscaping.
fayekorgazm 17:36, reply
into Sheeran's lap? Bullying gingers is so 1980s. Even the driver heard it.
stan2a10shun 22:00, reply
that he doesn't have a boyfriend
spank_daley 12:42, reply
That skinny lass from Harpurhey in the first series of BBC3's 'People Like Us' shoplifted an entire carpet.
auntie_betty 10:40, reply
In other news, if you want to congratulate Paloma Faith on being the only thing that was even mildly interesting last night
(emphasis on the mildly), then she can be found jogging round Queens Park with her personal trainer most mornings.
deep_stoat 10:44, reply
She didn't know where the eggs were though.
deep_stoat 10:47, reply
I once saw Lynsey de Paul, who's a far better pop star than Bjork because she appeared at Eurovision, buying carrots in Finchley Road Waitrose. She was small.
And let me tell you about the time Madonna (to this day I'm *convinced* it was her) passed us on the M62 on the way to Roundhay Park in 1987. She didn't wave back. Bitch.
...coming out of the gates from Eccup resevoir in 2000.
cantinghoare 17:19, reply
impersonating Bobcat Goldthwait has paid dividends for the annoying Icelandic arsehole. I would have expected her to shop at Waitrose or Whole Foods
thatevilwoman 11:01, reply
mrsix 22:48, reply