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London Underground going for a new Public Image

Jah Wobble is back driving a tube train

deep_stoat 8:59, reply

[whuppity] Wobble once got on the Underground Station public address system and announced to the commuters; "I used to be somebody. I repeat, I used to be somebody."[whuppity] and via youtube, appropriately-

trellis 14:05, reply

May the Hammersmith & City line rise to you.

mrsix 13:47, reply

Man given suspended sentence

for sending threatening voicemails to MP Ben Bradsahw

Oddbod (with drunk Paul Merson in the background)

deep_stoat 22:52, reply

trellis 21:14, reply

I *heart* John Sim

deep_stoat 8:55, reply

John Simm is a very strange man

fayekorgazm 9:56, reply

The love child of Stewart Lee and Vic Reeeves?

mike_hunt 7:18, reply

Hmmmm

(for the mongs who said they don't know who this is, it's Marnie and Lewis from CBB who had a romance in the house but, it would appear, have met before)

deep_stoat 11:31, reply

Erm...I'm pretty sure that's Peter Capaldi and Martika, actually...

plasticflamingo 9:16, reply

Not according to TinEye

which I admit I had to use to find out who these Z-listers were when the image was first posted! I won't repeat this response in triplicate, but it would be the same in each case.

philanderer 17:19, reply

Hmmm

trellis 19:48, reply

She should name it 'Harryp.'

humphrey_plugg 21:55, reply

Drummer from The Inspiral Carpets, Craig Gill

Runs music tours of Manchester for GBP25 a pop. This Saturday he gave two 'Morrissey and The Smiths' tours. The morning one had 85 people on it (nice work if you can get it!) Highlights include Strangeways Prison, Salford Lads Club, Morrissey's childhood home and the Southern Cemetary. Comedy moment of the tour? This joke:

Q. What does Morrissey have in his sandwiches?

A. I don't know, but Johnny Marr might.

flobbit 8:59, reply

The guy who invented

The crossword is buried in Southern Cemetary. From the main gate, his grave is two down and four across.

soapy_handerton 8:36, reply

Tracy Barlow (Kate Lord) enjoying 'Half of A Yellow Sun', everyone's fave fictional account of the Biafran war. Yesterday on the West Coast train from The North to Euston.

(She chose the weekend first class upgrade and a snack box from my trolley etc)

drunken_boht 14:31, reply

Fackin nawty sleb spot

Danny Dyer spotted in Stratford John lewis yesterday, buying something from men's accessories. I couldn't make out what, but it wasn't underpants because that's the aisle I was in. He was incredibly loud, but very polite to the assistant who pointed him to the pay desk. IDNSHK.

spank_daley 8:14, reply

My sources tell me he purchased 5 large tubes of Anusol.

gettoff 23:45, reply

with love from columbia

and who signed the paperwork that gave the go to pilfer that half a billion boat load of gak? by jove there's no justice sometimes huh...

hack_daniels 14:52, reply

The thick doesn't fall far from the thin

The "surprise" at the end of last night's Huawei Honor 8 launch in San Francisco turned out to be Brooklyn Beckham, the firm's new Global Ambassador. He was introduced with an edgy video of said 17-year old skating, shaving someone's head, and his desire to be a professional photographer.

Describing the event as "crazy" he made his look like Cicero on stage. Fluffed the line "It's the best camera I've used on a camera, on a phone sorry," got presented with a ceremonial skateboard, and then got led around the exhibit by the Honor CEO looking somewhat bored.

opus 1:39, reply

It's the very best day of the year

trellis 7:11, reply

Those triplets must be in their 40s by now!

vectorvictor 10:21, reply

If we are talking oldies but goodies

This guys on birthday cards these days.

roger_mycock 6:21, reply

I wonder who gets his royalties?

Bearing in mind that he obviously never would have made it beyond about 1991.

__________ 19:46, reply

I hear they were

entered in clearing

mike_hunt 20:23, reply

Want to feel old?

This is what the A-Level triplets look like now.

arseface 10:49, reply

Are they conjoined?

deep_stoat 11:56, reply

It would have been a better joke if the Beverley sisters had indeed been triplets

In fact, Teddie and Babs were twins who had an older sister, Joy. In any case, they couldn't now be conjoined, as Joy died last year. For the benefit of younger PB readers, Joy was married to the late former England football captain Billy Wright. They were a glamorous couple, truly the Posh and Becks of their day, though they each had more talent (and carried more weight) than Skeletor and Dave.

philanderer 13:13, reply

Thanks Uncle Whuppi...

... oh.

webmong 14:12, reply

Oh dear... hadn't you heard?

__________ 14:17, reply

not yet mate, not yet

saw Joy and Billy Wright on the tube once, think he was going to the Royal Marsden for treatment for his cancer

uncle_whuppity 15:26, reply

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