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Good work on Allardyce

But relying on what Pino 'Pinocchio' Pagliara says might derail the rest of the Telegraph's expose. He used to swan around Manchester claiming he was making millions of pounds a year as an agent... while driving an old banger and living in a modest three bed house in Prestwich.

soapy_handerton 22:39, reply

Sunday afternoon sleb spot

Bob Geldof eating lunch in Dubrovnik, Croatia. Grudgingly posed for a photo with a tourist.

flobbit 9:12, reply

Schleb Schpots in that London

Saturday Morning: Bill Nighy in Berkley Sqv. with a copy of the Grauniad tucked under his arm. IDNSH shonky digits.

Saturday Evening: Ryder Cup Vice-Captain Thomas Bjorn at a wedding in The City. Drank beer, looked approachable, is boffing a BT Sport Producer. Clarence Bonus Schpot: West London has-beens of Ikea kitchen ad and Jonah Lewie re-hash fame Man Like Me were the DJs. When will they make their cameo on #PJDN?

clarenceworley 10:06, reply

I see Nighy a lot, sitting outside cafes...

... always seems a bit "can you see me?"

7zark7 20:54, reply

Has anyone checked his medication?

I think someone needs to make sure Noel isn't left on his own near any sharp point things for a while. Or cars. Or guns. Or trucks. Basically, anything he can cause harm to others with. Clearly crazier than a bunch of rats trapped inside a burning meth lab.

roger_mycock 16:33, reply

Just don't let him near any bungee cables, he's got form.

curlywurly 10:35, reply

Tell me about it.

mike_lush 12:58, reply

innit...

mrsix 7:14, reply

To mark the sad demise of Brangelina - FOF recently worked with Angelia Joile and described her as "fucking vile".

the kids were lovely but the Jolie would play the kind of games teenage girls play (not those kind of games, Spank), ganging up on one person for no apparent reason, lots of mind games, and all it seemed just for her own satisfaction. Even made one of the other women cry. The absolute bitch, worse than Hitler.

deep_stoat 15:11, reply

Outed

trellis 16:11, reply

philanderer 19:21, reply

__________ 6:00, reply

You forgot to add the 'tache

lanista 9:25, reply

Yeah. Sorry

trellis 21:10, reply

philanderer 22:07, reply

autocorrect 12:59, reply

hack_daniels 15:29, reply

trellis 16:39, reply

stan2a10shun 23:52, reply

Leave Mrs PB out of this

deep_stoat 22:54, reply

Friend of mine sat at a table at some event with her some years ago

He said he thought she was as dull as dishwater and had little or no sense of humour.

mister_groping 15:36, reply

Another FOF was doing red carpet for Alexander and, as a useful cutaway question

asked everyone involved what they would do if they ruled the world. Colin Farrell made some filthy joke about rulers being 12", Kilmar made a joke, everyone made a joke, Jolie gave a ten minute lecture on the dangers of land mines.

deep_stoat 16:38, reply

BREAKING: Angelina Jolie lesbian again

sorry 'single' again; divorces Brad Pitt

onthehushhush 14:42, reply

The world's first mashup divorce

The substance abuse allegations of Depp/Heard, the French actress affair rumours of Mcgregor, and the 'you'll never see the kids again' approach of Cruise/Holmes. Classy.

soapy_handerton 16:13, reply

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