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Shame.

Ken Loach directed some of those Oxo family commercials.

deep_stoat 9:33, reply

Didn't even make it to Christmas :(

bad_horsey 8:05, reply

Oxo to Boxo?

lennie 10:27, reply

here she is in perkier times

__________ 8:54, reply

i was going to post that sweeney clip where she's dead and topless

it didn't seem very respectful, though.

__________ 9:50, reply

ditto

not making any grave-y puns at this time

car_snow_gin 12:23, reply

Enough of this stock humour

bad_horsey 12:42, reply

Yes, you're right.

Maybe tomorrow.

deep_stoat 12:04, reply

Like Niobe, all tears, you are...

plasticflamingo 12:13, reply

What a shame.

plasticflamingo 8:40, reply

This is Paris.

It's a buttplug Christmas.

dawnsyndrome 8:38, reply

Busted windsock.

beefsharky 8:33, reply

Meanwhile..

Pushing the envelope of cross-species pornography- red-blooded werehedgehog action

rogermoore 15:22, reply

Mercury prize bothering acousto-hipster Nick Mulvey...

is obviously better at making money off awards than his own merch.

He's going to have a particularly tough time selling the current tour t-shirt (with dates that extend well into 2015), seeing that they've printed all the dates on the inside... (and yes they are still selling them rather than having them re-printed)

neville_bartos 16:44, reply

Kylie did the same years ago with her Camp Kylie T-shirts.

Or I just got a shit one.

deep_stoat 23:45, reply

you can't turn hundreds of t-shirts inside out by accident

eg they're probably meant to be like that, for reasons of bleeding edge fashion or something.

__________ 20:59, reply

Or someone really annoyed the person printing the t-shirts.

doris 21:02, reply

Re the mailout and female tree huggers stuffing memory cards up their twats...

Once looked after a reporter who would positively brag about how many USB sticks he could stuff up his arse.

kerching 20:07, reply

deep_stoat 16:40, reply

You're not supposed to tell us that

Data Protection, innit.

soapy_handerton 7:24, reply

stan2a10shun 22:01, reply

__________ 5:54, reply

Shirley Yamaguchi Deaded

plasticflamingo 11:12, reply

She wasn't in Tokyo Story.

That still is from House of Bamboo. As well to get these things right ...

nickythenark 15:48, reply

With just that towel around her......

....it must have been a bit nippy. *get's coat, hat, suitcase and climbs in Pickfords van*

majicman 8:48, reply

Number 54?

The house with the bamboo door?

deep_stoat 16:26, reply

rogermoore 13:04, reply

she's STILL dead?

__________ 11:42, reply

The last time I shagged her? Yes.

plasticflamingo 13:46, reply

Outed!

majicman 20:38, reply

The anti-Glazer football chants are catching on in the States

Occasionally you can hear them break out at social events and barbeques hosted by the Glazer brothers. Usually it's the Glazers who actualy start them, just before they collapse in fits of laughter.

They really don't give any kind of fuck.

chelsearentboy 14:21, reply

I am informed that today's This Morning

featured an interview with a man who has sex with cars.

Disappointingly it was this man, and not our rather less coy friend:

hack_daniels 16:05, reply

is that a 1303? look at the size of those rear lights

*wouldn't*

pauly 21:19, reply

I'd split her

rear screen

soapy_handerton 21:04, reply

this one?

thatevilwoman 16:59, reply

__________ 21:31, reply

pink_oboe 8:11, reply

thatevilwoman 10:30, reply

dawnsyndrome 9:44, reply

__________ 12:26, reply

pink_oboe 16:26, reply

I love Julie Burchill.

deep_stoat 16:40, reply

Looks like one of the eds if you ask me

spank_daley 16:50, reply

No, Dreary's hair is curlier

but apart from that it's uncanny.

deep_stoat 17:45, reply

Someone painted a cock and balls on our Banksy

BBC has the pictures, Folkestone's most valuable property has been vandalised.

BBC calls it a picture of a woman looking at an empty plinth, I thought the idea was that the grey paint covering up some original graffiti had been raised on a pedestal and that's what the woman was looking at? Or it was meant to look like the thing on the pedestal had been painted over.

It's quite likely to be a cock and balls under the original grey paint.

pauly 12:19, reply

mark bell out of lfo is dead

__________ 17:48, reply

Bell end

arthur 16:36, reply

tan ta-ta :-(

car_snow_gin 9:37, reply

Shame, I loved Doctor, Doctor.

deep_stoat 22:24, reply

Arf

bad_horsey 14:07, reply

Probably mentioned before

The owner of a restaurant by Hackney's Victoria Park commissioned Banksy to creat e piece on the side wall, with the proviso that it had to be decent as it was a family restaurant. That was agreed so long as he didn't see it till it was complete and let the artist and his team put up a large workman's tent. The final result:

spank_daley 14:22, reply

Is it possible to vandalise vandalism?

I would point the finger at B3TA except that it's not magenta.

bad_horsey 13:57, reply

To be fair, it's quite an artistic cock and balls

Mind you, Folkestone's never quite been the same since they got rid of the "Tina I love you. Marry me" graffiti on the M20

agnetha 12:57, reply

Folkestone: the benchmark by which all other seaside sh*t-holes are judged....

plasticflamingo 14:06, reply

Folkstone is Tunbridge Wells compared with Hastings...

The pier burned ITSELF down...

dawnsyndrome 15:40, reply

Stop the presses, we have a winner

Best promotional video ever.

deep_stoat 15:29, reply

The Independent's attempt at being Buzzfeed - the i100 - has just reported this...

... just 5 short days after it appeared here.

Why don't they just admit defeat and close the paper altogether? They're just shit.

7zark7 19:38, reply

Noooo

It's my go-to website when I want to read three-day old news.

humphrey_plugg 8:42, reply

Not going to lie, I would...

... it's the voice.

7zark7 19:39, reply

worst wank ever

The only thing missing from this is a suicide bomber at the end.

whats_the_beef_chief 9:20, reply

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__________ 20:54, reply

I wish we had a button for even better than arf.

Genius. Thank you stoaty.

roger_mycock 19:16, reply

London Zoo otter cam

For all your otter monitoring needs for the next two months.

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gussetmonkey 16:18, reply

GAMBO GUILTY

of nothing whatsoever. Hurrah. Here's a picture of him boxing a kangaroo

rogermoore 16:33, reply

he's better at pummelling chickens

thatevilwoman 9:09, reply

Stricken chicken

dawnsyndrome 11:20, reply

Flaccid cock

rogermoore 12:03, reply

Imagine the plughole in his shower?

stan2a10shun 23:48, reply

dawnsyndrome 10:00, reply

I use the upper echelon Internet.

dawnsyndrome 11:01, reply

Me too....the Interretium

powermaster 12:21, reply

*gives secret handshake/job*

dawnsyndrome 14:20, reply

Complete cock

deep_stoat 12:14, reply

dawnsyndrome 15:55, reply

Wandering cocks

rogermoore 12:21, reply

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