But relying on what Pino 'Pinocchio' Pagliara says might derail the rest of the Telegraph's expose. He used to swan around Manchester claiming he was making millions of pounds a year as an agent... while driving an old banger and living in a modest three bed house in Prestwich.
soapy_handerton 22:39, reply
Bob Geldof eating lunch in Dubrovnik, Croatia. Grudgingly posed for a photo with a tourist.
Saturday Morning: Bill Nighy in Berkley Sqv. with a copy of the Grauniad tucked under his arm. IDNSH shonky digits.
Saturday Evening: Ryder Cup Vice-Captain Thomas Bjorn at a wedding in The City. Drank beer, looked approachable, is boffing a BT Sport Producer. Clarence Bonus Schpot: West London has-beens of Ikea kitchen ad and Jonah Lewie re-hash fame Man Like Me were the DJs. When will they make their cameo on #PJDN?
clarenceworley 10:06, reply
might totally have lost his bananas:
I think someone needs to make sure Noel isn't left on his own near any sharp point things for a while. Or cars. Or guns. Or trucks. Basically, anything he can cause harm to others with. Clearly crazier than a bunch of rats trapped inside a burning meth lab.
roger_mycock 16:33, reply
To mark the sad demise of Brangelina - FOF recently worked with Angelia Joile and described her as "fucking vile".
the kids were lovely but the Jolie would play the kind of games teenage girls play (not those kind of games, Spank), ganging up on one person for no apparent reason, lots of mind games, and all it seemed just for her own satisfaction. Even made one of the other women cry. The absolute bitch, worse than Hitler.
deep_stoat 15:11, reply
He said he thought she was as dull as dishwater and had little or no sense of humour.
mister_groping 15:36, reply
asked everyone involved what they would do if they ruled the world. Colin Farrell made some filthy joke about rulers being 12", Kilmar made a joke, everyone made a joke, Jolie gave a ten minute lecture on the dangers of land mines.
deep_stoat 16:38, reply
sorry 'single' again; divorces Brad Pitt