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Scotty No Moore

Decomposy Moore

__________ 8:42, reply


Now I've got Letter From America on my fucking IJ.

spank_daley 7:55, reply

Isn't it about time for

Bob Hoskins to die again?

soapy_handerton 6:30, reply

You can see him die every 90 minutes

deep_stoat 13:11, reply

I HATE that new Dexys record

__________ 20:03, reply

He has to get in line

Behind Tony Hart.

basking_trout 11:38, reply

Is it too late

to put the United Kingdom on the deathlist?

curlywurly 6:13, reply


billybookcase 9:30, reply

(Not just) 6 foot deep

curlywurly 20:38, reply

amazing ghost video

not very topical but

The Young Ones 5th housemate, I am enjoying this. Thanks to

pauly 22:59, reply

David Beckham encouraged the UK to vote remain...

... but on the day of the big vote he's posting selfies from Paris. I am sure he used the postal voting system and in no way just jumped on the EURef bandwagon for a bit of PR. EDIT: It was basketball star Dwayne Wade who just posted a pic of him and Beckham and Victor Cruz in Paris today. They went to the Louis Vuitton show.

7zark7 11:46, reply

He was back in London and at the Palace

(Buckingham not Crystal) by the afternoon. Not 100% sure he can spell 'X' though so his paper may be spoiled?

soapy_handerton 19:47, reply

Victoria probably just pointed to the "remain" box and told him to put his signature there.

bubastis 6:52, reply

Oh. I have walked past some famous people lately....

Tomasz Schafernaker wearing patent leather shoes (rolls eyes). Ulrika. She looked fucking great. That Welsh bird from the One Show. She had purchased a pot of pineapple chunks. Fasci-fucking-nating, no?

7zark7 11:51, reply

Oi? What did I do?

fascifuckinating 10:58, reply

I thought Schafernaker was gay, but still in the closet

though he did appear in 'Attitude Active' a few years ago. Of course, nothing in sec-poster's comment definitively indicates that Schafer's ex is female.

philanderer 13:05, reply

Looked great?

soapy_handerton 19:50, reply

Live from the Galapagos...

dawnsyndrome 14:09, reply

Look, I was surprised as anyone... but can't lie.

7zark7 8:42, reply

philanderer 6:32, reply

majicman 10:46, reply

Also spotted - Warrick Davis walking up the North End rd.

He's shorter than you'd imagine.

deep_stoat 10:10, reply

Adrian Chiles striding down Chiswick High Rd.

dressed in khaki shorts like Bear-Fucking-Grylls or something. Also, that bloke who does art documentaries on BBC4, you know, that one about statue cocks.

mr_david 10:45, reply

Chekov re-enacts Brian Harvey's career high

Only without the baked potatoes. And more actual dying.

mr_david 9:25, reply

Christopher Pike: Is the parking brake on?

Hikaru Sulu: Uh, no.

curlywurly 6:05, reply

Morale of the story

If you're an actor in the Star Trek franchise, make sure you don't park your car if you're wearing a red shirt.

roger_mycock 17:36, reply

via thegingerprince poster

Murdock London- Barbers and male grooming retailers- tweeted today- rather unfortunately;

"Our #MCM this week could only be Anton Yelchin who sadly passed away this weekend #rip #mancrushmonday #MurdockMan"

trellis 16:58, reply

see now I'm doing it too

mr_david 9:26, reply

A race between him and Meat Loaf

agnetha 8:08, reply

The only race that fat cunt could ever win

But he won't do that.

spank_daley 10:58, reply

Like a bat out of hell

He'll be gone when the morning comes..

mike_hunt 10:10, reply

Doubt it

He dated Susannah Fielding for years and she is 'a bit of a sort'. Fantastic in depth set of articles borderline stalking tumblr notes on TSwift and her bearding here Worth a read if you have hours to spend on the bizarrely protected personal life of inconsequential gawky emu looking singer.

soapy_handerton 14:19, reply

Bearding requires only one gay, but it takes two publicity-hunters.

bubastis 19:11, reply

That being said,

it would be great for the LGBTQ community if Taylor Swift were to come out. With her millions of fans, I'm sure it would be a powerful step in normalising gay relationships to people at large. Perhaps Taylor could release a video, just explaining the situation about her sexuality, sitting by herself on a sofa and chatting to the viewer. Or, perhaps, a video with Karlie Kloss, them talking together about it. Perhaps with a kiss at the end. Or start with the kiss, so people know what the video's about before Taylor and Karlie start talking about sexuality and coming-out, and all Taylor's worries about what that might mean for her career. Or, perhaps, the kiss itself is enough to say what Taylor intends to convey. With tongue obviously, so people know it's sincere. Perhaps even a bit of fingering. And some nipple-biting, and then a hammer-and-tongs full on lick-shesh. I'm getting off topic here, but what I mean to say is, I've got a camera on my phone, the battery's nearly charged and I've not got much on at the moment. Taylor - my login at gmail.

bubastis 15:25, reply

Getting off...

Never mind off topic. Can you write almost-out 'too-crazy-for men' Cara Delevingne, plus 'dykey-when-it-suits-them' Rihanna and Miley Cyrus into your fantasy scenario, please? I'd be happy to help crowdfund that film...

philanderer 15:48, reply

Is it generally known that

Mick Jagger wears a syrup and is in fact bald?

mercyme 22:31, reply

pics or it didn't happen

onthehushhush 8:22, reply

deep_stoat 20:41, reply

Oh god, you wouldn't know where to look

pink_oboe 14:17, reply

At the pillow, I'd imagine.

deep_stoat 15:50, reply

Strangely, no coverage of this story in the Sun.

It's almost as though the Murdochs and the Freuds are connected.

stoneageromeo 6:12, reply

On the run since the 70s was Mr Freud.

mysterme 16:05, reply

*buzzes for deviation*

trellis 22:34, reply

Bravo. Lovely x. Arf.

fayekorgazm 19:52, reply

angry_anteater 8:34, reply

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