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Someone's having fun in the Oxfam bookshop

(on High st Ken, naturally)

deep_stoat 15:42, reply

Own up, who did this?

[url] ... e-36173247

mike_hunt 23:34, reply

At the party where Donald Trump met Melania,

his date for the evening was a Norwegian woman called Celina Midelfart. Disregard his racism and pig-ignorance, because Donald's worst crime is avoiding the opportunity to have a wife called Celina Midelfart-Trump.

bubastis 10:52, reply


is black, tarry faeces due to digested blood.

Trump clearly let a Midelfart off but followed through with Melaena.

mike_hunt 15:23, reply


arch_crippledick 15:42, reply

One of the greatest Les Dennis era

Family Fortunes outtakes was proctologist. The question posed was 'Name an occupation that requires the use of a torch'

soapy_handerton 19:19, reply

Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me

deep_stoat 16:22, reply

Sounds like

one of your Chalfonts have popped to me.

stan2a10shun 21:30, reply

Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all.

Well, you're still wet behind the ears. It's not a subdural hematoma. It's *epidural*. Ha.

sausagesandplantsandgoldfish 17:01, reply


deep_stoat 22:12, reply

and that old poof off hi-de-hi

__________ 9:23, reply

and Johnny Jarvis/Gary Hargreaves

mr_david 10:10, reply

and Keith Harris

__________ 7:49, reply


soapy_handerton 8:17, reply

Oh yes, last year I see

That's showbiz, I guess.

__________ 14:22, reply

They do say that there are a lot of repeats

in Saturday night schedules these days...

plasticflamingo 10:06, reply

So Charles Moore has a sense of humour?

Well, sort of. A short rather bitchy piece by Mr Moore in the Spectator about a (Canadian) national treasure. Sorry, no linky for obv reasons.

lanista 8:58, reply

What's blue and white all over and sings Cuban music?

Gloria Leicesterfan.

roger_mycock 13:12, reply

What's blue and white all over and has fucking great big teeth?

Leicester Rantzen

__________ 16:26, reply

...and for the GCSE chemistry students:

What do you get if you react a carboxylic acid with alcohol (pref blue WKD alcohol, curacao blue) in the presence of a white dehydrating agent in France: Lesterifcation

mike_hunt 9:17, reply

What's red and vindicated all over?

Liverpool FC supporters after the Hillsborough verdicts. Can we never take the p*** out of the bin-dippers again?

philanderer 17:12, reply

Of course we can, they're still cunts.

deep_stoat 17:46, reply

How will they cope?

I mean, feeling victimised but justifiably for once? Perhaps they'll live and let live, let bygones be bygones?

humphrey_plugg 20:03, reply

First they came for the ponies, and I said nothing

then they came for the kittens.

*hides marker pen*

deep_stoat 15:27, reply

50 Cent

The ultimate humiliation

pink_oboe 8:16, reply

Chris Moyles is looking well.

deep_stoat 16:01, reply

If you tolerate this

then your kids will shop at Next

basking_trout 15:55, reply


thequeenisdeadboys 19:04, reply

Billy Paul(bearer) dead.

mister_groping 8:16, reply

Well if he really did go to that small cafe,

everyday, that will be a big hole in their takings.

roger_mycock 10:18, reply

Me & Mrs Bones

sausagesandplantsandgoldfish 17:26, reply

...I got a stink going on

We both know there's a pong

But it's much too strong to let it cool down now

mike_hunt 21:22, reply

*fires up Logic*

Looks like we gotta remix ...

stan2a10shun 22:01, reply

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