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CG writes:
“A friend was sitting next to his girlfriend in an upmarket London nightclub in the 80s when Lemmy walked up and said ‘There’s better looking women in here with uglier men than me. Want a drink?’ She declined, so he literally walked two feet to the next woman and repeated it. Crashed and burned there too.”
delicious writes:
“Sometime in the mid-to-late 00s, I got given an invite to go to George Lamb’s birthday party at Sketch. His dad Larry was there. Old enough to be my grandad, but still hot for his age. I asked him to dance and his response was, ‘Not tonight, but I’d have you on the floor. And I don’t mean the dance floor…'”
BH writes:
“I was asked to walk a gentleman to the restaurant at work. He never used lifts and was a bit unsteady on his feet. I offered my arm and as we walked down he muttered that I was ‘the most erotic thing since lunchtime’.
“It was John Mortimer, who must have been in his eighties at the time. I didn’t know if it was a compliment. Theatre can be a confusing industry.” |
