If you’re new to Club Popbitch – or just want to revisit some old favourites – here’s a special secret archive of all the Second Serve mailouts.
2024
Issue 136 – Beer Here Now
Issue 135 – Two Inch Bum Hair
Issue 134 – Slurping With The Enemy
Issue 133 – Socks, Drugs & Rock’N’Roll
Issue 132 – Ed Gein Chic
Issue 131 – The Great Replacement Issue
Issue 130 – The Shape Of An Avocado
Issue 129 – Scat’s Out The Bag
Issue 128 – PM Tea
Issue 127 – Fighting Fire With Ire
Issue 126 – The Dishonours List 2024
Issue 125 – NDA (Taylor’s Version)
Issue 124 – Mistaken Identities
Issue 123 – Gotcha Journalism
Issue 122 – The Magnum Remix
Issue 121 – Bank Holiday Beef
Issue 120 – Martin Buttocks
Issue 119 – Last Gasp
Issue 118 – Large Mushroom Head
Issue 117 – The Prince And The Popstar
Issue 116 – Bad Fridays
Issue 115 – OnlyTans
Issue 114 – Naughty Polos
Issue 113 – Cool Britannia 2.0
Issue 112 – Cereal Philanderer
Issue 111 – A Dangerous Number Of Grapes
Issue 110 – Verse Worse Than Death
Issue 109 – Snatching Valour
Issue 108 – Family Man
Issue 107 – Walker’s Quips
Issue 106 – Brooklyn Bolognese
Issue 105 – Spiritual Sneakers
Issue 104 – Yo, Kids!
2023
Issue 103 – “Now That’s A Christmas Brunch!”
Issue 102 – Illizit Behaviour
Issue 101 – Hell Presidente
Issue 100 – Sting, Styler, Snatch
Issue 99 – A Puerile Venture
Issue 98 – A Hint Of Bush
Issue 97 – Noel Edmonds’ Dickens Cider
Issue 96 – Out On The Tits
Issue 95 – Practising Our Art
Issue 94 – Preston Gets Upset
Issue 93 – Re-Taking The Piss
Issue 92 – Alicia Teas
Issue 91 – The Golden Jacuzzi
Issue 90 – Textbook Portillo
Issue 89 – DiCaprio FC
Issue 88 – Parky’s Paper Cup
Issue 87 – Strictly Come Dressage
Issue 86 – Smell That!
Issue 85 – Difficult Names
Issue 84 – Nefarious Playtime
Issue 83 – Tremendous By-Election
Issue 82 – President Of The World
Issue 81 – Doctored Jones
Issue 80 – Rocket Fuel
Issue 79 – Crouching Tiger, Hidden Doctor
Issue 78 – Hedge Case
Issue 77 – Taste The Gravy
Issue 76 – Geoffrey Boycott’s Treacle Pudding
Issue 75 – Tabloid Gags
Issue 74 – Ruling Parties
Issue 73 – The Curse Of The Naff
Issue 72 – Blacklisted
Issue 71 – Rupert’s Revenge
Issue 70 – 74 Tons Of Poo
Issue 69 – The A-Z Of Sex, Pt.2
Issue 68 – Indecent Croatian Exposure
Issue 67 – The Next Andrew Ridgeley
Issue 66 – Cocktails and Cock Tales
Issue 65 – Weeble Rehab
Issue 64 – The Next DMX
Issue 63 – Brits And Pieces
Issue 62 – Blood Soaked Clown Clothes
Issue 61 – Family Jewels
Issue 60 – The Hole Truth
Issue 59 – Ghost Host
Issue 58 – Two Scoops
2022
Issue 57 – Poppers On Arrival
Issue 56 – The Pacino Swerve
Issue 55 – Dave’s One Eyed Mate
Issue 54 – Finger Stuff
Issue 53 – Mystery Knight
Issue 52 – Just Walliams
Issue 51 – Phone Goal
Issue 50 – The Hucknall Protocol
Issue 49 – Passing The Muck
Issue 48 – Art Burn
Issue 47 – Diet, Asshole
Issue 46 – Truly Disgusting
Issue 45 – Brown Noise
Issue 44 – Badgering The Primates
Issue 43 – The Johnson Years, Vol.1
Issue 42 – Hundreds And Thousands
Issue 41 – The Personal Touch
Issue 40 – Will Vibe For Weed
Issue 39 – Ice & Spice
Issue 38 – Burp Burp
Issue 37 – Hello Fan
Issue 36 – Blow-By-Blow
Issue 35 – Shite Club
Issue 34 – Rider Chicken
Issue 33 – Sexy Times
Issue 32 – Cracking Out The Boos
Issue 31 – Giving The Finger
Issue 30 – Lick And Grip
Issue 29 – Splashback
Issue 28 – Carnal Karaoke
Issue 27 – Willing Celebrity Ball-Munchers
Issue 26 – Excuses, Excuses
Issue 25 – Individual Pube Extraction
Issue 24 – PIN’ll Fix It
Issue 23 – Classic Coke
Issue 22 – Sweeney Fraud
Issue 21 – Killer Instinct
Issue 20 – Pinocchio’s Sexy Nose
Issue 19 – Bowled Over
Issue 18 – Sex & Drugs & Mayonnaise
Issue 17 – Hot’n’Cold Hamsters
Issue 16 – Groupie Insurance
Issue 15 – An Incomplete Clown
Issue 14 – Lock Ups And Cock Ups
Issue 13 – Harry Palms
Issue 12 – The Self-Confessed Nudist
Issue 11 – Big Answers
2021
Issue 10 – Knicker Sniffer
Issue 9 – Sergeant P. Tester
Issue 8 – The Cheeky Boys
Issue 7 – Llama Drama
Issue 6 – Rat Hunt
Issue 5 – Clocks Oot!
Issue 4 – Pissing Like A Pressure Washer
Issue 3 – Worldwide Embarrassment
Issue 2 – Swedish Taboo
Issue 1 – Spaghetti Scissors