The Daily Tonic

During this time of global crisis, what with all the quarantine and self-isolation, we’re running a daily email service – just to bring a little bit of Popbitch joy into the inboxes of those who are cut off from their usual routines. It’s not much, but it’s free and you’re welcome to join in on it – whether you’re stuck at home, working from your kitchen table, or just a glutton for gossip.

The 12 Dailies Of Christmas

#156/ A Tossed Green Pudding
#155/ Driving Miss Lazy
#154/ The Bluest Peter
#153/ Wild Wood
#152/ Big Tip, Big Balls
#151/ Nigh Times
#150/ Gal Pals (2.0)
#149/ Get On The Cocaine Avtomagistral!
#148/ Squidgygate II

The Second Wave (Sep-Dec)

#147/ Fish And Kips
#146/ Oliver Reed’s Very Wet Pub
#145/ Bell Of The Ball
#144/ A Woman Of Loos Virtue
#143/ Priti Fly (For A White Lie)
#142/ Lap Soup
#141/ Three Courses, One Spoon
#140/ Men In Shorts
#139/ Workplace Harrisment
#138/ Scrap Metal
#137/ Jazzbitch
#136/ An Embarrassment Of Richies
#135/ The Count Of Pennsylvania
#134/ Past Aftermaths
#133/ The Trump Years, Vol.1
#132/ Calm Before The Storm
#131/ Cave Of Wonders
#130/ Drugs, Booze and Lily Savage
#129/ Splashing Pansy
#128/ At It Like Rarebits
#127/ All Killer, All Filler
#126/ Nice To Meat You
#125/ The ii’s Have It
#124/ Spices, Bags and English Fags
#123/ Passing Out In Post

#122/ All Hail Sharktopus!
#121/ A Bunch Of C-Words
#120/ KISS’n’Tell
#119/ The Carrot Spittoon
#118/ Ayrton Senna’s Speed Bumps
#117/ E-Zee Does It
#116/ Have I Got Booze For You
#115/ BOG 2000
#114/ Typical Tara Reid!
#113/ The Berlin Wall 2.0
#112/ Vaginal Chemistry
#111/ Blow Patrol
#110/ Spew Romance
#109/ Bed, Breakfast And Spam
#108/ International Scandal
#107/ Noddy’s Milk Round
#106/ One Last Rolfaroo
#105/ The Royal E
#104/ Natalie Imbruglia’s 9/11
#103/ Chicken Dancing With Derbyshire
#102/ Good Minogue / Bad Minogue
#101/ Banksy v Buchanan

The Annual Editions (Jul-Aug)

2019/ My Gummy Valentine
2018/ Slime Of The Times
2017/ 1,200 Angry Men
2016/ The Most Dejected Hamster
2015/ Deirdre Barlow’s Bifta
2014/ Three Weeks Of Licking
2013/ Just A Nice Bag Of Sweets
2012/ Quim FC
2011/ Shane Richie’s Website Expenses
2010/ Death’s Tweet Release
2009/ Some Camels
2008/ Perpetual Peanuts
2007/ Underwear Piracy
2006/ Sniffy Pudding
2005/ Shatner’s Gallery
2004/ How Are Your Diddys?
2003/ Badger Bleaching For Beginngers
2002/ Hookers, Lines and Sinker
2001/ Fizzy Pop’N’Chop
2000/ All About That Third Base

The First Wave (Mar-Jul)

#100/ Pryde And Joi
#99/ Ambience Technicians
#98/ Quoted Price
#97/ Chocolate Buttons
#96/ The Louis Spence Shuffle
#95/ Sneezing In The Cabbage
#94/ Potty-Mouthed Post-Its
#93/ Way Out West
#92/ Fairy Fingers
#91/ Lord Small Willy
#90/ Various Pressures
#89/ The Leicester Special
#88/ Iggy/Amin
#87/ A Good Shear For The Roses
#86/ Two-To-Three Wise Men
#85/ Bowls Of Cigarettes
#84/ In The Wet Patch Of The Greats
#83/ Lines For The Loos
#82/ Maradona’s Snow Balls
#81/ Running Interference
#80/ Quit Playing Frames With My Heart
#79/ The Ghost Of Alex Salmond
#78/ Shaky Foundations
#77/ Just One Would Do
#76/ Fizzy At The Clopper
#75/ Viva Scarborough!
#74/ Trail Blazin’
#73/ Shrine to 5ive
#72/ Hot Chocolate For Hot Chocolate
#71/ The Rusty Ray-Ban Incident
#70/ “Are You A Roadie?”
#69/ Foul-Mouthed And Famous
#68/ Steve Davis Eyes
#67/ Swedehearts
#66/ Flowers From The Royles
#65/ The Darling Bops Of June
#64/ Moustache Wisdom
#63/ The Physical Act Of Gove
#62/ Not So Short!
#61/ Vigilanty
#60/ Knight Shade
#59/ Hold On To Your Stomachs
#58/ Ten-Inch, The Trunk and Tripod
#57/ Coronavirus On Tour
#56/ Horns At The Front
#55/ Su-Prize!
#54/ Dexys Midnight Bummer
#53/ Like A Hairdryer
#52/ The News That’s Unfit To Print
#51/ Total Eclipse Of Jihad
#50/ Welcome To The Club
#49/ The Wonder Stuff
#48/ Herd Mentality
#47/ Waltered States
#46/ Clanging On The Telephone
#45/ Tight Fist, Tight Trousers
#44/ Don’t I Know Who You Are?
#43/ Marmalade, Mustard and Mash
#42/ Mitchell Bros Security
#41/ Bad Meat Selection
#40/ Members Club
#39/ Donatella’s Special Salad
#38/ Won’t Somebody Think Of The Nannies?
#37/ Wacabidet
#36/ Stink-Palming Puffy
#35/ Good For What Eels Ya
#34/ A Pint For Hale, A Pint For Pace
#33/ Neil…?
#32/ Holidays With Mr D
#31/ Return To The Throne
#30/ E 15 BAD
#29/ Hermione’s Wild Years
#28/ Adams Family Values
#27/ A Texan Pebbledash
#26/ Is That Mr Buttnugget?
#25/ The Gift That Keeps Giving
#24/ Holmes Under The Hammer
#23/ The Easter Parade
#22/ Tartan Carpets
#21/ Ushered Out
#20/ Power Vacuuming
#19/ Hot Panda Action
#18/ Gest Of Honour
#17/ Sensory Spaghetti Bath
#16/ No Holden Back
#15/ Shill Behaviour
#14/ Cereal Monogamy
#13/ Strawberry Sneaker
#12/ The Dirty Dozen
#11/ Cashes For Ashes
#10/ Half For A Laugh
#9/ When I Say ‘Lockdown’, You Say ‘Brian’
#8/ The Italian Bob Hope
#7/ Elle On Earth
#6/ The S Club Shuffle
#5/ Mum’s The Word
#4/ The Icky Dictaphone
#3/ Gal Pals
#2/ Various Aquariums
#1/ Hamsterkauf